To work then. The sermon was to be preached on Sexagesima Sunday, a
prelude to the solemn season of Lent. Father Ambrosius' mind wandered in
search of a text. Lent ... salt herring ... penitence ... the capital
sins ... avarice ... usury ... delinquent pew rent ... fat-headed young
Sir Baldwin in his tumbledown castle on the hill ... salt herring now
and _per saeculae saeculorum_ unless Sir Baldwin paid up his delinquent
pew rent.
At the moment, Sir Baldwin came swaggering into the cell. Father
Ambrosius rose courteously and said, with some insincerity: "_Pax
vobiscum._"
"Eh?" asked Sir Baldwin, his silly blue eyes popping as he looked over
his shoulder. "Oh, you meant me, padre. It don't do a bit of good to
chatter at me in Latin, you know. The king's Norman is what I speak. I
mean to say, if it's good enough for his majesty Richard, it's good
enough for me, what? Now, what can I do for you, padre?"
Father Ambrosius reminded him faintly: "You came to see me, Sir
Baldwin."
"Eh? Oh. So I did. I was huntin' stag, padre, and I lost him after
chasin' the whole morning, and what I want to know is, who's the right
saint chap to ask for help in a pickle like that? I mean to say, I
wanted to show the chaps some good sport and we started this beast and
he got clean away. Don't misunderstand me, padre, they were good chaps
and they didn't rot me about it, but that kind of talk gets about and
doesn't do one a bit of good, what? So you tell me like a good fellow
who's the right saint chap to put the matter in the best light for me?"
Father Ambrosius repressed an urge to grind his teeth, took thought and
said: "St. Hubert, I believe, is interested in the stag hunt."
"Right-oh, padre! St. Hubert it is. Hubert, Hubert. I shan't forget it
because I've a cousin named Hubert. Haven't seen him for years, poor old
chap. He had the fistula--lived on slops and couldn't sit his horse for
a day's huntin'. Poor old chap. Well, I'm off--no, there's another thing
I wanted. Suppose this Sunday you preach a howlin' strong sermon against
usury, what? That chap in the village, the goldsmith fellow, has the
infernal gall to tell me I've got to give him Fallowfield! Forty acres,
and he has the infernal gall to tell me they aren't mine any more. Be a
good chap, padre, and sort of glare at him from the pulpit a few times
to show him who you mean, what?"
"Usury _is_ a sin," Father Ambrosius said cautiously, "but how does
Fallowfield enter into it?"
Sir Baldwin twiddled the drooping ends of his limp, blond mustache with
a trace of embarrassment. "Fact is, I told the chap when I borrowed the
twenty marks that Fallowfield would stand as security. I ask you, padre,
is it my fault that my tenants are a pack of lazy, thieving Saxon swine
and I couldn't raise the money?"
The parish priest bristled unnoticeably. He was pure Saxon himself. "I
shall do what I can," he said. "And Sir Baldwin, before you go--"
The young man stopped in the doorway and turned.
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