Brownie had many disappointments. But Mr. Crow really came at last. He lighted right on top of Brownie Beaver's house and called "Paper!" down the chimney--just like that! Brownie happened to be inside his house. And in a wonderfully short time his head appeared above the water and he soon crawled up beside Mr. Crow. "Well, I _am_ glad to see you!" he told Mr. Crow. "Peter Mink caught a monstrous eel in the duck pond on Monday," Mr. Crow said. Being a newspaper, he thought he ought to say nothing except what was news--not even "Good afternoon!" "Mr. Rabbit, of Pine Ridge, with his wife and fourteen children, is visiting his brother, Mr. Jeremiah Rabbit. Mrs. Jeremiah Rabbit says she does not know when her husband's relations are going home," Mr. Crow continued to relate in a singsong voice. "Goodness gracious!" Brownie Beaver exclaimed. "Fatty Coon--" Mr. Crow said--"Fatty Coon was confined to his house by illness Tuesday night. He ate too many dried apples." "Well, well!" Brownie Beaver murmured. And he started to ask Mr. Crow a question. But Mr. Crow interrupted him with more news. "Mrs. Bear had a birthday on Wednesday. An enjoyable time was had by all--except the pig." "Pig?" Brownie Beaver asked. "What pig?" "The pig they ate," said Mr. Crow. And he went right on talking. "On Thursday Mr. Woodchuck went to visit his cousins in the West. Mrs. Woodchuck is worried." "What's she worried about?" Brownie inquired. "She's afraid he's coming back again," Mr. Crow explained. "I _have_ heard he was lazy," Brownie said. "What happened on Friday?" "Tommy Fox made a visit. But he didn't have a good time at all," Mr. Crow reported, "and he left faster than he came." Brownie Beaver wanted to know where Tommy Fox made his visit. "At Farmer Green's hen-house," Mr. Crow explained. "Why did he hurry away?" Brownie asked. "Old dog Spot chased him," Mr. Crow replied. "But you mustn't ask questions," he complained. "You can't ask questions of a newspaper, you know." "Well--what happened on Saturday?" "There you go again!" cried Mr. Crow. "Another question! I declare, I don't believe you ever took a newspaper before--did you?" Brownie Beaver admitted that he never had. "Then--" said Mr. Crow--"then don't interrupt me again, please! I'll tell you all the news I've brought. And when I've finished I'll stop being a newspaper and be myself for a while. And then we can talk. But not before!" he insisted. Brownie Beaver nodded his head. He was afraid that if he said another word Mr. Crow would grow angry and fly away without telling him any more news. "On Saturday--this morning, to be exact"--said Mr. Crow, "there came near being a bad accident. Jimmy Rabbit almost cut off Frisky Squirrel's tail." Mr. Crow paused and looked at Brownie Beaver out of the corner of his eye. He knew that Brownie would want to know what prevented the accident. But he was in no hurry to tell him.