The Tales of the Heptameron, Vol. 5 (of 5)Marguerite, Queen, consort of Henry II, King of Navarre
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The Tales of the Heptameron, Vol. 5 (of 5)
Marguerite, Queen, consort of Henry II, King of Navarre
Love stories, French -- Translations into English; Tales -- France -- Translations into English
One day when the apothecary was in his shop, and his wife had hidden
herself behind him to listen to what he might say, a woman, who was
“commère” to the apothecary, and was stricken with the same sickness as
his own wife, came in, and, sighing, said to him--
“Alas, good godfather, I am the most unhappy woman alive. I love my
husband better than myself, and do nothing but think of how I may serve
and obey him; but all my labour is wasted, for he prefers the wickedest,
foulest, vilest woman in the town to me. So, godfather, if you know of
any drug that will change his humour, prithee give it me, and, if I be
well treated by him, I promise to reward you by all means in my power.”
The apothecary, to comfort her, said that he knew of a powder which, if
she gave it to her husband with his broth or roast, after the fashion
of Duke’s powder, (2) would induce him to entertain her in the best
possible manner. The poor woman, wishing to behold this miracle, asked
him what the powder was, and whether she could have some of it. He
declared that there was nothing like powder of cantharides, of which
he had a goodly store; and before they parted she made him prepare
this powder, and took as much of it as was needful for her purpose. And
afterwards she often thanked the apothecary, for her husband, who was
strong and lusty, and did not take too much, was none the worse for it.
2 Boaistuau and Gruget call this preparation _poudre de
Dun_, as enigmatical an appellation as _poudre de Duc_. As
for the specific supplied by the apothecary, the context
shows that this was the same aphrodisiac as the Marquis de
Sades put to such a detestable use at Marseilles in 1772,
when, after fleeing from justice, he was formally sentenced
to death, and broken, in effigy, upon the wheel. See P.
Lacroix’s _Curiosités de l’histoire de France, IIème Série_,
Paris, 1858.--Ed.
The apothecary’s wife heard all this talk, and thought within herself
that she had no less need of the recipe than her husband’s “commère.”
Observing, therefore, the place where her husband put the remainder of
the powder, she resolved that she would use some of it when she found
an opportunity; and this she did within three or four days. Her husband,
who felt a coldness of the stomach, begged her to make him some good
soup, but she replied that a roast with Duke’s powder would be better
for him; whereupon he bade her go quickly and prepare it, and take
cinnamon and sugar from the shop. This she did, not forgetting also to
take the remainder of the powder given to the “commère,” without any
heed to dose, weight or measure.
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