“By my faith,” said Nomerfide, “this discourse is very pleasing to me, for, since those that possess the best trained and acutest understandings are punished by being made more witless even than wild beasts, it must follow that such as are humble, and low, and of little reach, like myself, are filled with the wisdom of angels.” “I protest to you,” said Oisille, “that I am not far from your opinion, for none is more ignorant than he who thinks he knows.” “I have never seen a mocker,” said Geburon, “that was not mocked, a deceiver that was not deceived, or a boaster that was not humbled.” “You remind me,” said Simontault, “of a deceit which, had it been of a seemly sort, I would willingly have related.” “Well,” said Oisille, “since we are here to utter truth, I give you my vote that you may tell it to us whatsoever its nature may be.” “Since you give place to me,” said Simontault, “I will tell it you.” [Illustration: 014.jpg Tailpiece] [Illustration: 015a.jpg The Gentleman and his Friend annoyed by The Smell of that which they Thought was Sugar] [The Gentleman and his Friend annoyed by The Smell of that which they Thought was Sugar] [Illustration: 015.jpg Page Image] _TALE LII_. _An apothecary s man, espying behind him an advocate who was to plague him, and on whom he desired to be revenged, dropped from his sleeve a lump of frozen ordure, wrapped in paper like a sugar-loaf, which a gentleman who was with the advocate picked up and hid in his bosom, and then went to breakfast at a tavern, whence he came forth with all the cost and shame that he had thought to bring upon the poor varlet_. Near the town of Alençon there lived a gentleman called the Lord of La Tireliere, who one morning came from his house to the town afoot, both because the distance was not great and because it was freezing hard. (1) When he had done his business, he sought out a crony of his, an advocate named Anthony Bacheré, and, after speaking with him of his affairs, he told him that he should much like to meet with a good breakfast, but at somebody else’s expense. While thus discussing, they sat themselves down in front of an apothecary’s shop, where there was a varlet who listened to them, and who forthwith resolved to give them their breakfast.