The Tallants of Barton, vol. 2 (of 3) : A tale of fortune and finance — John Shaqi
The Tallants of Barton, vol. 2 (of 3) : A tale of fortune and financeHatton, Joseph
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The Tallants of Barton, vol. 2 (of 3) : A tale of fortune and finance
Hatton, Joseph
English fiction -- 19th century
About two hundred persons of all ages were crowded in front of a show
of the old-fashioned traditional stamp. A small platform, which was
ascended by broad wooden steps, was surmounted with a very florid
painting of a character that evidently proved highly attractive to the
audience. A lady in a low dress, with a wonderful necklace round her
neck, and very dazzling bracelets upon her arms, was represented in the
attitude of pointing at a box, from which two pigeons were flying, in
the direction of an auditory consisting of a king and numerous officers
in the army. Several rabbits were quietly peeping out of a saucepan
placed upon a fire, a shower of cards and fruit and watches was falling
from an inverted hat, and in the background were sundry mystic signs
beneath a blazing sun.
The companion picture was, if possible, of a higher order of merit,
though of a simpler character. It represented the young lady in the low
dress crouching beneath a capacious basket, and it also represented
the same basket being raised by a man with black moustachios, who
significantly pointed to the vacant space beneath; underneath was
written in big letters, “The Famous Basket Trick.”
Hung at various points in frames of various character, was represented
a tremendous dog going through an exciting and varied performance. Here
he stood upon his head, there he fired off a pistol; in another place
he was engaged in a sort of pugilistic encounter with a professional
bruiser, and around the frames which contained these pictorial
attractions was printed, “The celebrated dog ‘Momus’ in a round of
favourite and world-renowned characters.”
The proprietor of the caravan had had a great argument with the artist
who executed these latter works upon the propriety of calling Momus a
“dogess,” which the showman thought would be sure to “draw;” but the
artist had gravely assured him that such a title would not come within
the rules of strict art, however grammatical it might be, and this
settled the question at once.
Upon the platform a young lady, in pink muslin and spangles and
fleshings, with a crown upon her head, and many rows of curious beads
around her neck, was marching solemnly to and fro, to an old ballad
melody which a fellow in a bowler hat was twisting out of an organ, and
to which he was keeping time on a very hard drum.
Strutting backwards and forwards also, sometimes before the young lady
in muslin and sometimes behind her, was a gaunt, greyish-looking dog,
dressed up in military costume, and occasionally stopping to go through
little bits of military exercise.
Three flaming and spluttering naphtha lamps cast a flickering uncertain
light upon the singular scene, making the surrounding darkness all the
darker.
By-and-by the man at the organ laid down his drum-stick, and, taking up
a long whip, came to the top of the ladder, and after cracking the whip
in a grave, solemn sort of fashion, he struck the spangled lady in the
picture, and said in a loud voice,--
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