Pet. Thy gowne, why I: come Tailor let vs see't. Oh mercie God, what masking stuffe is heere? Whats this? a sleeue? 'tis like demi cannon, What, vp and downe caru'd like an apple Tart? Heers snip, and nip, and cut, and slish and slash, Like to a Censor in a barbers shoppe: Why what a deuils name Tailor cal'st thou this? Hor. I see shees like to haue neither cap nor gowne Tai. You bid me make it orderlie and well, According to the fashion, and the time Pet. Marrie and did: but if you be remembred, I did not bid you marre it to the time. Go hop me ouer euery kennell home, For you shall hop without my custome sir: Ile none of it; hence, make your best of it Kate. I neuer saw a better fashion'd gowne, More queint, more pleasing, nor more commendable: Belike you meane to make a puppet of me Pet. Why true, he meanes to make a puppet of thee Tail. She saies your Worship meanes to make a puppet of her Pet. Oh monstrous arrogance: Thou lyest, thou thred, thou thimble, Thou yard three quarters, halfe yard, quarter, naile, Thou Flea, thou Nit, thou winter cricket thou: Brau'd in mine owne house with a skeine of thred: Away thou Ragge, thou quantitie, thou remnant, Or I shall so be-mete thee with thy yard, As thou shalt thinke on prating whil'st thou liu'st: I tell thee I, that thou hast marr'd her gowne Tail. Your worship is deceiu'd, the gowne is made Iust as my master had direction: Grumio gaue order how it should be done Gru. I gaue him no order, I gaue him the stuffe Tail. But how did you desire it should be made? Gru. Marrie sir with needle and thred Tail. But did you not request to haue it cut? Gru. Thou hast fac'd many things Tail. I haue Gru. Face not mee: thou hast brau'd manie men, braue not me; I will neither bee fac'd nor brau'd. I say vnto thee, I bid thy Master cut out the gowne, but I did not bid him cut it to peeces. Ergo thou liest Tail. Why heere is the note of the fashion to testify Pet. Reade it Gru. The note lies in's throate if he say I said so Tail. Inprimis, a loose bodied gowne Gru. Master, if euer I said loose-bodied gowne, sow me in the skirts of it, and beate me to death with a bottome of browne thred: I said a gowne Pet. Proceede Tai. With a small compast cape Gru. I confesse the cape Tai. With a trunke sleeue Gru. I confesse two sleeues Tai. The sleeues curiously cut Pet. I there's the villanie Gru. Error i'th bill sir, error i'th bill? I commanded the sleeues should be cut out, and sow'd vp againe, and that Ile proue vpon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble Tail. This is true that I say, and I had thee in place where thou shouldst know it Gru. I am for thee straight: take thou the bill, giue me thy meat-yard, and spare not me Hor. God-a-mercie Grumio, then hee shall haue no oddes Pet. Well sir in breefe the gowne is not for me Gru. You are i'th right sir, 'tis for my mistris