The Tangled ThreadsPorter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
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The Tangled Threads
Porter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
Children's stories, American; Short stories
"Good gorry!" interrupted Seth, with a groan. "If it's anythin' about
bugs an' snakes, he's yer man! Ain't he?" he added, turning to his
friends for confirmation.
Jared nodded, and Squire Fletcher cleared his throat.
"He's done nothing but play with bugs ever since he came into the
world," said the Squire ponderously. "A most unfortunate case of an
utterly worthless son born to honest, hard-working parents. He'll
bring up in the poor-house yet--or in a worse place. Only think of
it--a grown man spending his time flat on his stomach in the woods
counting ants' legs and bugs' eyes!"
"Oh, but--" The stranger stopped. The hotel-keeper had the floor.
"It began when he wa'n't more'n a baby. He pestered the life out of
his mother bringing snakes into the sittin'-room, and carrying worms in
his pockets. The poor woman was most mortified to death about it.
Why, once when the parson was there, George used his hat to catch
butterflies with--smashed it, too."
"Humph!" snapped the Squire. "The little beast filled one of my
overshoes once, to make a swimming-tank for his dirty little fish."
"They could n't do nothin' with him," chimed in Seth Wilber. "An' when
he was older, 'twas worse. If his father set him ter hoein' pertaters,
the little scamp would be found h'istin' up old rocks an' boards ter
see the critters under 'em crawl."
"Yes, but--" Again the stranger was silenced.
"And in school he did n't care nothing about 'rithmetic nor jography,"
interrupted Jared. "He was forever scarin' the teacher into fits
bringin' in spiders an' caterpillars, an' asking questions about 'em."
"Gorry! I guess ye can't tell me no news about George Marvin's
schoolin'," snarled Seth Wilber--"me, that's got a son Tim what was in
the same class with him. Why, once the teacher set 'em in the same
seat; but Tim could n't stand that--what with the worms an'
spiders--an' he kicked so hard the teacher swapped 'round."
"Yes; well--er--extraordinary, extraordinary--very!--so it is,"
murmured the stranger, backing toward the door. The next moment he was
out on the street asking the first person he met for the way to George
Marvin's.
On Tuesday night a second stranger stopped at the hotel and asked where
he could find Professor Marvin. Jared, Seth, and Squire Fletcher were
there as before; but this time their derisive stories--such as they
managed to tell--fell on deaf ears. The stranger signed his name with
a flourish, engaged his room, laughed good-naturedly at the three
men--and left them still talking.
On Wednesday two more strangers arrived, and on Thursday, another one.
All, with varying manner but unvarying promptitude, called for
Professor George Marvin.
Jared, Seth, and the Squire were dumfounded. Their mystification
culminated in one grand chorus of amazement when, on Friday, the Squire
came to the hotel hugging under his arm a daily newspaper.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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