The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 6, March 1907Various
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The Taylor-Trotwood Magazine, Vol. IV, No. 6, March 1907
Various
American literature -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
“Our brains are seventy year clocks. The angel of life winds them up
once for all, closes the case, and gives the key into the hand of the
resurrection angel.” When I read this I thought, what a stupendous task
awaits the angel of the resurrection, when all the countless millions of
old rickety, rusty, worm-eaten clocks are to be resurrected, and wiped,
and dusted, and repaired, for mansions in the skies! There will be every
kind and character of clock and clockwork resurrected on that day. There
will be the Catholic clock with his beads, and the Episcopalian clock
with his ritual. There will be an old clock resurrected on that day
wearing a broadcloth coat buttoned up to the throat; and when he is wound
up he will go off with a whizz and a bang. He will get up out of the dust
shouting, “Hallelujah!” and he will proclaim “_sanctification!_” and
“_falling from grace!_” as the only true doctrine by which men shall go
sweeping through the pearly gates into the new Jerusalem. And he will be
recognized as a Methodist preacher, a little noisy, a little clogged with
chicken feathers, but ripe for the Kingdom of Heaven.
There will be another old clock resurrected on that day, dressed like the
former, but a little stiffer and straighter in the back, and armed with
a pair of gold spectacles and a manuscript. When he is wound up he will
break out in a cold sepulchral tone with, firstly: “_foreordination!_”
secondly: “_predestination!_” and, thirdly: “_the final perseverance of
the saints!_” He will be recognized as a Presbyterian preacher, a little
blue and frigid, a little dry and formal, but one of God’s own elect,
and he will be labeled for Paradise.
There will be an old Hard-shell clock resurrected, with throat whiskers,
and wearing a shad-bellied coat and flap breeches. And when he is wound
up a little, and a little oil is poured into his old wheels, he will
swing out into space on the wings of the gospel with:
“My Dearly Beloved Brethren-ah; I was a-ridin’ along this mornin’
a-tryin’ to study up somethin’ to preach to this dyin’ congregation-ah;
and as I rid up by the old mill pond-ah; lo and behold! there was an
old snag a-stickin’ up out of the middle of the pond-ah; and an old mud
turtle had clim up out uv the water and was a settin’ up on the old snag
a-sunnin’ uv himself-ah; and lo! and behold-ah! when I rid up a leetle
nearer to him-ah, he jumped off of the snag, ‘ker chug’ into the water,
thereby proving emersion-eh!”
Our brains _are_ clocks, and our hearts are the pendulums. If we live
right in this world, when the Resurrection Day shall come, the Lord God
will polish the wheels, and jewel the bearings, and crown the casements
with stars and with gold. And the pendulums will be harps encrusted with
precious stones. They will swing to and fro on angel wings, making music
in the ear of God, and flashing His glory through all the blissful cycles
of eternity!
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