The Tenants: An Episode of the '80sWatts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
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The Tenants: An Episode of the '80s
Watts, Mary S. (Mary Stanbery)
Dwellings -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Ohio -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
There is a peculiar fascination in these artless notices; one may
read whole columns of such Paradises awaiting tenants, every morning
in the journals. They are so rich in promise, so fertile in pleasant
suggestion, it seems as if a person might spend a happy lifetime in
the simple pursuit of renting and moving into them one after another.
But, strange to say, for many months Mr. Virgil H. Templeton piped and
nobody would dance! The causes of both health and education suffered
serious neglect; nobody showed the least anxiety to teach young ladies
in the commodious mansion built by the late Governor Gwynne; nobody
wanted to establish a summer-resort within easy walking-distance of two
lines of cars. Once in a while someone would come in, get the keys,
and go out to inspect the place; but invariably "they laughed as they
rode away," like the false knight in the ballad. It is possible that
the disadvantages connected with living in it which the family had
noticed, were, by some strange chance, apparent to would-be tenants
also. Templeton did his best; he placarded the brick walls of the
park; he changed and re-worded his advertisements; he even lowered
the terms and promised repairs! All these measures were looked upon
with strong disfavour by the family; and it is safe to say that no
real-estate dealer before or since has ever come in for the share of
bullying and badgering that that well-meaning man received. The two
old Misses Gwynne, Arthur's daughters, put on their two old bonnets,
and went down to Judge Lewis' office, where the unfortunate agent had
a desk, declaiming loudly against the vulgarity of advertising their
noble ancestral residence in the _common_ papers where every ragamuffin
might read their names shamelessly printed. "Want me to go 'round and
whisper it to everybody, I s'pose," said Templeton in a rage, when they
had left. He was an excitable little man. Mrs. Horace Gwynne visited
him with the information that she, for one, would never consent to
the house being rented for less than two hundred. "Cents or dollars,
ma'am?" asked Templeton politely sarcastic. "You're quite as likely
to get one as the other." Steven Gwynne, as "queer" a body as one
commonly sees at large without a keeper--he was a Southern sympathiser,
and never cut his hair or beard after the fall of Vicksburg--ambushed
Templeton in Judge Lewis' own room, to tell him roundly that what was
good enough for Governor Gwynne was good enough for any damned upstart
that wanted to rent his house, and that not one square inch of new
wall-paper should go on those walls, so help him, if he, Steven Gwynne,
had to camp on the doorstep with a shot-gun! The judge witnessed
these passages-at-arms with mingled annoyance and amusement; it was
a nuisance of course, he said; he was minded to evict Templeton a
dozen times--but how it did enliven the dull legal round! The Gwynnes
and their agent furnished that jolly and kind-hearted jurist with
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