The old gentleman seemed much tickled by his own pleasantries, and laughed viciously as he eyed the children. "You did not tell me a fib, I hope, my dear, about your aunt? She's a long time about coming; and, I say, do put a little coal on the fire, will you?" "Coal's locked up, please sir," said the child, who was growing more afraid of him every minute. "'Gad, it seems to me that worthy woman's afraid you'll carry off the bricks and plaster. Where's the poker? Chained to the wall, I suppose. Well, there's a complaint called kleptomania--it comes with a sort of irritation at the tips of the fingers, and I should not be surprised if you and your friend Jemmie, there, had got it." Jemmie looked at his fingers' ends, and up in the gentleman's face, in anxious amazement. "But there's a cure for it--essence of cane--and if that won't do, a capital charm--nine tails of a gray cat, applied under competent direction. Your aunt seems to understand that disorder--it begins with an itching in the fingers, and ends with a pain in the back--ha, ha, ha! You're a pair of theologians, and, if you've read John Bunyan, no doubt understand and enjoy an allegory." "Yes, sir, please, we will," answered poor Lucy Maria, in her perplexity. "And we'll be very good friends, Miss Maria Louise, or whatever your name is, I've no doubt, provided you play me no tricks and do precisely whatever I bid you; and, upon my soul, if you don't, Til take the devil out of my pocket and frighten you out of your wits, I will--ha, ha, ha!--so sure as you live, into _fits_!" And the old gentleman, with an ugly smile on his thin lips, and a frown between his white eyebrows, fixed his glittering gaze on the child and wagged his head. You may be sure she was relieved when, at that moment, she heard her aunt's well-known step on the lobby, and the latch clicked, the door opened, and Miss Rumble entered. CHAPTER VII. MR. DINGWELL MAKES HIMSELF COMFORTABLE. "AH!--_ho!_ you are Miss Rumble--hey?" said the old gentleman, fixing a scrutinising glance from under his white eyebrows upon Sally Rumble, who stood in the doorway, in wonder, not unmixed with alarm; for people who stand every hour in presence of Giant Want, with his sword at their throats, have lost their faith in fortune, and long ceased to expect a benevolent fairy in any stranger who may present himself dubiously, and anticipate rather an enemy. So, looking hard at the gentleman who stood before the little fire, with his hat on, and the light of the solitary dipt candle shining on his by no means pleasant countenance, she made him a little frightened courtesy, and acknowledged that she was Sally Rumble, though she could not tell what was to follow.