The Tenth Man: A Tragic Comedy in Three ActsMaugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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The Tenth Man: A Tragic Comedy in Three Acts
Maugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
Capitalists and financiers -- Drama; English drama -- 20th century; Married people -- Drama
LADY FRANCIS.
My dear, your husband is six feet high, and broad in proportion. I’ll
tell Thompson to kick him downstairs if you like....
GEORGE WINTER.
But it’s not a job that any well-regulated butler would enjoy.
[_The_ BUTLER _comes in, and waits for an order_.
GEORGE WINTER.
Oh, Thompson, I’m expecting three gentlemen here at five o’clock. You’ll
show them into the library, and let me know the moment they come.
THOMPSON.
Very good, sir.
[_He goes out._
CATHERINE.
What do you mean by this?
GEORGE WINTER.
That’s precisely what I came to tell you.... I suppose you’ve been
talking. There’ve been references to a dispute between us in the
Middlepool papers, and the _Herald_, the Conservative rag, has stated in
the current issue that you are divorcing me.
CATHERINE.
The Middlepool papers are singularly well-informed.
GEORGE WINTER.
That’s where you’re mistaken. The _Argus_ is printing a special edition
with a complete and authoritative denial of the whole story. I’ve issued
a writ for libel against the _Herald_.
CATHERINE.
One lie more or less on your conscience can make no great difference to
you.
GEORGE WINTER.
I’ve explained your presence here by your susceptibility to fresh paint.
LADY FRANCIS.
What do you mean?
GEORGE WINTER.
[_With a chuckle._] The day after Kate left Portman Square I came to the
conclusion that the house needed re-decorating. I’m having it papered
and painted from cellar to attic. When it’s finished I shall start
again.
LADY FRANCIS.
Fortunately the British workman takes his time.
GEORGE WINTER.
But that’s not enough. The Middlepool people are nervous about the whole
thing. You know Swalecliffe--he’s the Nonconformist minister--one of
those confounded busybodies who go poking their noses into everybody’s
private life. He’s on my committee. He and Ford control the dissenting
interest between them.... They’ve got it into their heads that they want
the truth from you.
CATHERINE.
Me?
LADY FRANCIS.
Who is Ford?
GEORGE WINTER.
Oh, he’s the richest man in Middlepool. He’s one of my directors on the
Middlepool Investment Trust. Hard as nails! Shrewd as they make ’em! But
a Nonconformist to the tips of his fingers. He’s just built a
Congregational church out of his own pocket. He’s a corker to deal with.
LADY FRANCIS.
But I don’t understand. What do these men want Kate to do?
GEORGE WINTER.
They’re coming here at five o’clock with Boyce, my agent, to ask Kate if
there’s any truth in the rumours.
LADY FRANCIS.
But it’s outrageous!
GEORGE WINTER.
Of course it’s outrageous! But what d’you expect from a parcel of
sneaking Middlepool dissenters?
LADY FRANCIS.
And what do you expect Kate to say?
GEORGE WINTER.
She’s going to say it’s the first she’s heard of it. Then they’re going
to ask her if she’s divorcing me, and she’s going to--repudiate the
suggestion with all the scorn at her command.
CATHERINE.
I refuse to see these people.
GEORGE WINTER.
Do you?
CATHERINE.
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