The Tenth Man: A Tragic Comedy in Three ActsMaugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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The Tenth Man: A Tragic Comedy in Three Acts
Maugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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Then why the dickens do you suggest it?
CATHERINE.
Because I’m nervous and restless and rather bored. I wanted to hear you
say that you wouldn’t hesitate to sacrifice the world for my sake.
COLBY.
You absurd, delightful creature!
[_She is all smiles and coquetry. Suddenly the tears force
themselves into her eyes and her voice breaks._
CATHERINE.
Bob!
[_She stretches out her hands and he takes her in his arms and
kisses her passionately; she breaks away from him and stands
panting._ MR. PERIGAL _comes in followed by_ FRANCIS ETCHINGHAM,
_who wears on one foot a large felt slipper, and walks with a
stick_.
PERIGAL.
Your father insisted on coming downstairs.
ETCHINGHAM.
I really can’t stand my room any longer. And I can walk quite well now.
CATHERINE.
I thought Dr. O’Farrell said you were to stay upstairs till to-morrow,
father.
ETCHINGHAM.
O’Farrell’s an idiot.
COLBY.
[_Smiling._] It certainly looks as if you were better when you start
abusing your doctor.
PERIGAL.
[_To_ COLBY.] I hope I haven’t kept you waiting?
COLBY.
Not a bit!
PERIGAL.
[_Very amiably._] Lady Francis has been showing me an old photograph.
ETCHINGHAM.
[_Settling himself heavily into an armchair._] That little joke of
Angela’s didn’t quite come off.
[CATHERINE _gives him a footstool and puts his foot on it_.
PERIGAL.
I looked at it blankly, and then she said: Don’t you remember? It’s
so-and-so. It gave me quite a start. It was the photograph of a young
lady I’d been so madly in love with that I asked her to bolt with
me--married woman and all that sort of thing--and, would you believe it?
thirty years have passed since then, and upon my soul I didn’t know her
from Adam!
ETCHINGHAM.
Or Eve!
[CATHERINE _looks at him gravely, seeing the application to herself
of his story_.
COLBY.
You must congratulate yourself.
PERIGAL.
Well, my friends, I do. I’m not a high-minded, quixotic fellow like you,
and I don’t mind telling you that I find it very agreeable to be
Secretary for Foreign Affairs and Prime Minister. And yet, at the time,
if anyone had given me the choice between my present position and a trip
across Europe with the object of my affections, I wouldn’t have
hesitated.
COLBY.
A merciful providence evidently had you under its care.
[CATHERINE _gives a slight start and rises as she hears these
words, and looks at him steadily_.
PERIGAL.
Well, we must be off. We mustn’t let even this charming lady interfere
too much with the working of the British Empire.
CATHERINE.
Good-bye.
PERIGAL.
You must get your mother to show you that photograph. Thirty years ago I
thought the little hussy much more attractive than that. [_Turning to_
ETCHINGHAM.] Good-bye, Frank. I hope your foot’ll be all right in a day
or two.
[PERIGAL _and_ COLBY _go out_.
ETCHINGHAM.
I remember that little woman quite well. Not much to look at. I wondered
at the time what Perigal saw in her.
CATHERINE.
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