The middle distance was lost altogether; for the park sloped, after the
manner of plateaus, to a deep valley through which trickled a railroad
and the remains of a river. Some twenty miles away a belt of woodland
showed where Denver was justifying its name by growing into a city, and
forty miles beyond Denver rose the blue ring of the Rocky Mountains.
These details, be it understood, are given with the meticulous accuracy
insisted on by map-makers. In a country where, every year, the
percentage of "perfectly clear" days rises well above the total of all
other sorts of days, and where a popular and never-failing joke played
on the newcomer is to persuade him into taking an afternoon stroll from
Denver to Mount Evans, a ramble of over sixty miles as the crow flies,
the mind refuses to be governed by theodolites and measuring rods.
Indeed, the deceptive clarity of the air leads to exaggeration at the
other end of the scale, because no true son or daughter of Colorado will
walk a hundred yards if there is a horse or car available for the
journey. Obviously, walking is a vain thing when the horizon and the
next block look equidistant.
It may, however, be taken for granted that none of these considerations
accounted for MacGonigal's fixed stare at the sunlit expanse. In fact,
it is probable that his bulging eyes took in no special feature of the
landscape; for they held an introspective look, and he stopped polishing
the counter as abruptly as he had begun that much-needed operation when
Power entered the store. He indulged in soliloquy, too, as the habit is
of some men in perplexity. Shifting the cigar he was smoking from the
left corner of his wide mouth to the right one by a dexterous twisting
of lips, with tongue and teeth assisting, he said aloud:
"Well, ef I ain't dog-goned!"
So, whatever it was, the matter was serious. It was a convention at
Bison that all conversation should be suspended among the frequenters of
MacGonigal's when the storekeeper remarked that he was dog-goned. Ears
already alert were tuned at once to intensity. When Mac was dog-goned,
events of vital importance to the community had either happened or were
about to happen. Why, those words, uttered by him, common as they were
in the mouths of others, had been known to stop One-thumb Jake from
opening a jack-pot on a pat straight! Of course, the pot was opened all
right after the social avanlanche heralded by the storekeeper's
epoch-making ejaculation had rolled past, or Jake's remaining thumb
might have been shot off during the subsequent row.
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