"What's the matter?" I asked him. "What happened?"
"Nothing's the matter," he said. "You want to drive or want me to
drive?"
"You just now yelled."
"Me? You sure I yelled, Harry?"
A car sped by, following its headlight beams. "Window's broke," I said.
"Is it?" Joe Loftus asked me in mild surprise. "Is it now? That's what
you get for trying to shift those potatoes around in the middle of the
trip."
"Potatoes!" I yelled.
"Hell, yeah. Potatoes. Hey, what's the matter with you, anyhow?"
"Potatoes," I said. "All right, so go take a look."
Joe scowled but went. In a little while I heard the tongue and doors
slamming and the chain being dragged across. Joe came back and gave me
a long funny look. "Yeah, potatoes," he said.
I didn't push it. We'd been on the road a long time today. Sometimes
the road can get to you like that. Maybe you read something about
highway hypnotism. If you're driving too long on a good road like the
Montauk Highway or one of the throughways, after a while you get to see
things which aren't there or don't see things which are there. It can
be plenty trouble but it wasn't going to hurt me tonight if I imagined
a return load of Long Island potatoes was a big glob of jelly.
I scratched my head. "Highway's got you, huh?" Joe said. He knew the
symptoms. "Tell you what, Harry? Why don't you sleep it off? I feel
pretty good. I can take her in."
I thanked Joe and climbed up on the slab bunk in the rear of the cab.
The window was broken back there, all right. You couldn't argue about
that. But it was too dark to see into the van, except that I could see
the van window was likewise shattered. I drifted off sleepily, not
thinking about it much. Joe was a good driver, one of the best. Maybe
when I opened my eyes we'd be in the city, heading for one of the big
wholesale produce markets....
* * * * *
It was raining when I awoke. Thunder rolled and rumbled and then split
like a pine board overhead. Lightning was stabbing at the sky.
"Joe?" I said, sleepily.
He grunted a wordless answer.
"We near the city yet?"
"You only slept maybe half an hour, chum. Why don't you catch another
forty?"
I said: "That's real white of you, pal."
Joe grunted again.
The truck lurched around a turn. The rain beat down. I opened my eyes
and looked down past Joe's head. Just then a flash of lightning lit up
the night. I caught a glimpse of a narrow two-lane asphalt road and
stunted scrub pine growing in what looked like sandy ground.
"Hey!" I shouted. "This isn't the Montauk Highway. This isn't the way
back. What's going on?"
"Just get some sleep, will you?" Joe said. "Detour back there."
"Wasn't any detour when we came out."
"Well, there's a detour now."
I was wide awake. I didn't like the way Joe sounded. "Listen," I said.
"The road's fine. There wasn't anything wrong with the road. So why the
detour?"
"Flash flood, I guess."
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