I got that fool stone between myself and this object, and listened to it
pouring out an incoherent tirade against some man who had done it dirt,
b’Gawd, and with whom it was incumbent I should fight, and she was in a
fix, s’what she was, and could I, who was evidently a perfick gemmleman,
oblige her with four bits? All this while the baby yelled till my ears
sang again. Well, I gave her four bits to get rid of her, but she stuck
to me yet the closer, and confided to me that she lived in that house
over yonder, she did—the house with the blinds, and was nurse-maid
there, so she was, b’Gawd. But at last I got away and fled in the
direction of Stockton street. As I was going along, however, I
reflected that the shrieking infant was somebody’s child, and no doubt
popular in the house with the blinds. The parents ought to know that
its nurse got drunk and into fixes. It was a duty—a dirty duty—for me to
inform upon her.
Much as I loathed to do so I turned towards the house with the blinds.
It stood hard by the Russian Church, a huge white-painted affair, all
the windows closely shuttered and a bit of stained glass in the front
door—quite the most pretentious house in the row. I had got directly
opposite, and was about to cross the street when, lo! around the corner,
marching rapidly, and with blue coats flapping, buttons and buckles
flashing, came a squad of three, seven, nine—ten policemen. They
marched straight upon the house with the blinds.
I am not brilliant nor adventurous, but I have been told that I am good,
and I do strive to be respectable, and pay my taxes and pew rent. As a
corollary to this, I loathed with, a loathing unutterable to be involved
in a mess of any kind. The squad of policemen were about to enter the
house with the blinds, and not for worlds would I have been found by
them upon its steps. The nurse-girl might heave that shrieking infant
over the cliff of Telegraph Hill, it were all one with me. So I shrank
back upon the sidewalk and watched what followed.
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