"Whiskey," he grunted, "plenty whiskey, big beefsteak, soh," and he
measured off a yard on the table.
"Leander," said I, when he rejoined me, "that was foolishness, you’ve
thrown away your five dollars and these fellows are going to waste it in
riotous living. You see the results of indiscriminate charity."
"I’ve _not_ thrown it away. Cluness would say that if it made them
happier according to their lights it was well invested. I hate the
charity that means only medicines, clean sheets, new shoes and sewerage.
Let ’em be happy in their own way." There could be no doubt that the
three blind men were happy. They loaded their table with spring
chickens, Gotha truffles, beefsteaks, and all manner of "alcoholic
beverages," till the zinc disappeared beneath the accumulation of plates
and bottles. They drank each other’s health and they pledged that of
Leander, standing up. The Dutchman ordered: "Zwei Billzner more
alreatty." The lavender man drank his warmed white wine with gasps of
infinite delight, and after the second whiskey bottle had been opened,
the Indian began to say strange and terrible things in his own language.
Cluness came in and beamed on them.
"See how happy you’ve made them, Leander," he said gratefully. "They’ll
always remember this night."
"They always will," said Leander solemnly.
"I’ve got to go though," said Cluness. I made as if to go with him but
Leander plucked my coat under the table. I caught his eye.
"I guess we two will stay," said I. Cluness left, thanking us again and
again.
"I don’t know what it is," said I seriously to Leander, "but to-night
you seem to me to be too good to be wholesome."
"_I_," said Leander, blankly. "But I suppose I should expect to be
misjudged."
Just then the Kanaka woman came over to give us our check.
"This is on me," said Leander, but he was so slow in fumbling for his
purse that I was obliged, in all decency, to pay.
After she left _us_, the Kanaka went over to the blind men’s table, and,
check-pad in hand, ran her eye over the truffles, beer, chicken,
beefsteak, wine and whiskey, and made out her check.
"Four dollars, six bits," she announced.
There was a silence, not one of the blind men moved.
"Watch now," said Leander.
"Four, six bits," repeated the Kanaka, her hand on her hip.
Still none of the blind men moved.
"Vail, den," cried the Dutchman, "vich von you two vellars has dose
money, pay oop. Fier thalers und sax beets."
"I haven’t it," exclaimed the lavender man, "Jim has it," he added,
turning to the Indian.
"No have got, no have got," grunted the Indian. "_You_ have got, you or
Charley."
I looked at Leander.
"Now, what have you done?"
For answer Leander showed me three five dollar gold pieces in the palm
of his hand.
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