"Why, hello, Splutter!" they cried. "Oh, boys, I've come to dine with you." It was like a squall striking a fleet of yachts. Grief spoke first. "Yes, you have?" he said incredulously. "Why, certainly I have. What's the matter?" They grinned. "Well, old lady," responded Grief, "you've hit us at the wrong time. We are, in fact, all out of everything. No dinner, to mention, and, what's more, we haven't got a sou." "What? Again?" cried Florinda. "Yes, again. You'd better dine home to-night." "But I'll--I'll stake you," said the girl eagerly. "Oh, you poor old idiots! It's a shame! Say, I'll stake you." "Certainly not," said Pennoyer sternly. "What are you talking about, Splutter?" demanded Wrinkles in an angry voice. "No, that won't go down," said Grief, in a resolute yet wistful tone. Florinda divested herself of her hat, jacket, and gloves, and put them where she pleased. "Got coffee, haven't you? Well, I'm not going to stir a step. You're a fine lot of birds!" she added bitterly, "You've all pulled me out of a whole lot of scrape--oh, any number of times--and now you're broke, you go acting like a set of dudes." Great Grief had fixed the coffee to boil on the gas stove, but he had to watch it closely, for the rubber tube was short, and a chair was balanced on a trunk, and two bundles of kindling was balanced on the chair, and the gas stove was balanced on the kindling. Coffee-making was here accounted a feat. Pennoyer dropped a piece of bread to the floor. "There! I'll have to go shy one." Wrinkles sat playing serenades on his guitar and staring with a frown at the table, as if he was applying some strange method of clearing it of its litter. Florinda assaulted Great Grief. "Here, that's not the way to make coffee!" "What ain't?" "Why, the way you're making it. You want to take----" She explained some way to him which he couldn't understand. "For heaven's sake, Wrinkles, tackle that table! Don't sit there like a music box," said Pennoyer, grappling the eggs and starting for the gas stove. Later, as they sat around the board, Wrinkles said with satisfaction, "Well, the coffee's good, anyhow." "'Tis good," said Florinda, "but it isn't made right. I'll show you how, Penny. You first----" "Oh, dry up, Splutter," said Grief. "Here, take an egg." "I don't like eggs," said Florinda. "Take an egg," said the three hosts menacingly. "I tell you I don't like eggs." "Take--an--egg!" they said again. "Oh, well," said Florinda, "I'll take one, then; but you needn't act like such a set of dudes--and, oh, maybe you didn't have much lunch. I had such a daisy lunch! Up at Pontiac's studio. He's got a lovely studio." The three looked to be oppressed. Grief said sullenly, "I saw some of his things over in Stencil's gallery, and they're rotten." "Yes--rotten," said Pennoyer. "Rotten," said Grief.