Dennis Masterman was tall, square-shouldered and clean-shaven. He
regarded himself as somewhat advanced, but had no intention of sowing
his opinions upon the parish before the soil was prepared. He
considered his character to be large-minded, tolerant, and sane; and
for a man of eight-and-twenty he enjoyed fair measure of these virtues.
His sister was plain, angular, and four years older than Dennis. She
wore double eyeglasses and had a gruff voice and a perceptible beard.
The Gollops rose as the vicar and his sister appeared. Miss Gollop was
shorter and stouter than her brother, but resembled him.
"Good evening, your reverence; good evening, miss," said the parish
clerk. "This is my sister, Miss Eliza. For faith, hope, and charity
she standeth. In fact, a leading light among us, though I say it as
should not."
Mr. Masterman shook hands with the woman; his sister bowed only.
"And what does Miss Gollop do?" asked Dennis.
"'Twould be easier to say what she don't do," answered Thomas. "She's
butt-woman to begin with, or as you would call it, 'pew-opener.' Then
she's sick-nurse to the parish, and she's midwife, and, when free,
she'll do chores or cook for them as want her. And she's got a
knowledge and understanding of the people round these parts as won't be
beaten. She was Mr. Valletort's right hand, wasn't you, Eliza?"
"So he said," answered Miss Gollop. She was not self-conscious, but
bore herself as Fame's familiar and one accustomed to admiration. She
had estimated the force of the clergyman's character from his first
sermon, and judged that her brother would be a match for him. Now she
covertly regarded Miss Masterman, and perceived that here must lie any
issue of battle that might arise.
"Do you abide along with your brother, miss, or be you just settling
him into the vicarage?" she asked.
"I live with him."
Miss Gollop inclined her head.
"And I'm sure I hope, if I can serve you any way at any time, as you'll
let me know."
"Thank you. Everybody can serve us: we want help from one and all,"
said Mr. Masterman.
"Ezacally so!" said Thomas. "And you must larn each man's value from
those that know it--not by bitter experience. Likewise with the women.
My sister can tell you, to threepence a day, what any female in this
parish be good for; and as to the men, you'll do very well to come to
me. I know 'em all--old and young--and their characters and their
points--good and bad, crooked and odd. For we've got some originals
among us, and I'm not going to deny it, haven't us, Eliza?"
"Every place have," she said.
"Might we sit down?" asked the man. "We'm of the bungy breed, as you
see, and not so clever in our breathing as we could wish. But we'm
here to go through the whole law and the prophets, so to speak, and we
can do it better sitting."
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