She was furious; the good things in her mind had slipped for the moment
away. While uttering this tirade she stood still, and Mr. Head did the
like. He saw her argument perfectly well. He perceived that she had
reason on her side, but her impatience and scorn angered him. Her main
position he could not shake, but he turned upon a minor issue and made
feeble retort.
His answer failed dismally in every way. Of its smallness and weakness
she took instant advantage; and, further, it reminded her of the
satisfactory event that Mr. Head had for the moment banished from her
mind.
"Hard words won't make the case better for you," he began. "And to be
well-looking outside is nought if you're damned ugly inside; and that's
what you be; and that's what everybody very well knows by now."
She sneered at him.
"Parson's talk--and poor at that. If you want to snuffle that sort of
trash you'd better ask Mr. Masterman to teach you how. You, of all
folk--so wise and such a book-reader! What's the good of telling that
to me? 'Tis the outside we see, and the outside we judge by; and, for
the rest, you'll do well to mind your own business, and not presume to
lecture your betters."
"Very grand! Very high and mighty, to be sure. That's how you talked
to Humphrey Baskerville, I suppose, and got a flea in your ear for your
pains. And I'll give you another. 'Tis the inside that matters, and
not the out, though your empty mind thinks different. And mark this:
you'll go begging now till you're an old woman; and 'twon't be long
before you'll have your age dashed in your face by every female you
anger. Yes, you'll go begging now--none will have you--none will take
you with your record behind you. An old maid you'll be, and an old
maid you'll deserve to be. You just chew the end of that."
"What a beast you are!" she retorted. "What a low-minded, cowardly
creature to strike a woman so. But you spoke too soon as usual. The
likes of you to dare to say that! You, that don't know so much about
women as you do about rabbits!"
"I know enough about men, anyhow, and I know no man will ever look at
you again."
"Liar! A man asked me to marry him months ago! But little did I think
you'd be the first to know it when we decided that it should be known.
He asked, and he was a man worth calling one, and I took him, so you
may just swallow your own lies again and choke yourself with 'em.
You're terrible fond of saying everybody's a fool--well, 'twill take
you all your time to find a bigger one than yourself after to-day. And
don't you never speak to me again, because I won't have it. Like your
cheek--a common labouring man!--ever to have spoke to me at all. And
if you do again, I'll tell Mr. Timothy Waite to put his whip round your
shoulders, so now then!"
"Him!"
"Yes, 'him'; and now you can go further off, and keep further off in
future."
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