"You go too far," declared Nathan.
"I say that we hate anything that's stronger than we are," continued
his brother. "We hate brains that's stronger than our own, or pockets
that's deeper. The only folk that we smile upon honestly be those we
reckon greater fools than ourselves."
Vivian laughed loud at this.
"What a sharp tongue the man hath!" he exclaimed. "But he's wrong, for
all that. For if I only smiled at them who had less brains than
myself, I should go glum from morn till night."
"Don't say it, father!" cried his wife. "Too humble-minded you be, and
always will be."
"'Tis only a very wise man that knows himself for a fool, all the
same," declared Nathan. "As for Humphrey here, maybe 'tis because men
hate brains bigger than their own, as he says, that he hasn't got a
larger circle of friends himself. We all know he's the cleverest man
among us."
Humphrey was about to speak again, but restrained the inclination and
turned to his nieces who now appeared.
Polly lacked character and existed as the right hand of her mother; but
May took physically after Vivian, and represented his first joy and the
apple of his eye. She was a girl of great breadth and bulk every way.
The beauty of youth still belonged to her clean white and red face, and
her yellow hair was magnificent; but it required no prophet to foretell
that poor May, when her present colt-like life of physical activity
decreased, must swiftly grow too vast for her own comfort or the
temptation of the average lover.
The youngest of the family--his Uncle Humphrey's namesake--followed his
sisters. He was a brown boy, well set up and shy. Of all men he
feared the elder Humphrey most. Now he shook hands evasively.
"Don't stare at the ceiling and the floor, but look me in the eyes. I
hate a chap as glances athwart his nose like that," said the master of
Hawk House. Whereat the lesser Humphrey scowled and flushed. Then he
braced himself for the ordeal and stared steadily into his uncle's eyes.
The duel lasted full two minutes, and the boy's father laughed and
applauded him. At last young Humphrey's eyes fell.
"That's better," said Humphrey the elder. "You learn to keep your gaze
on the eyes of other people, my lad, if you want to know the truth
about 'em. A voice will teach you a lot, but the eyes are the book for
me--eh, Nathan?"
"No doubt there's a deal in that."
"And if 'twas followed, perhaps we shouldn't take our hats off to
certain people quite so often as we do," added Humphrey, harking back
to the old grievance. "What's the good of being respectful to those
you don't respect and ought not to respect?"
"The man's hungry!" said Vivian. "'Tis starvation making him so crusty
and so clever. Come now, ban't dinner ready?"
Mrs. Baskerville had departed and Polly with her.
"Hurry 'em up," cried Vivian, and his youngest son hastened to do so.
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