"'Tis only because of my brother's modest nature that I get up," he
explained. "As a Church of England man and a leader among us, they
very properly wanted for him to speak. But he won't do it, and no more
will young Farmer Waite, and no more will Mr. Luscombe of
Trowlesworthy; so I'll voice 'em to the best of my power. Though I'm
of t'other branch of the Christian Church, yet my friends will bear me
out that I've nothing but kind feeling and regard for all of them, and
in such a pleasant matter as this I shall do all in my power to help
your reverence, as we all shall. For I do think there's none but will
make the mummers welcome again, and lend a hand to lift the fun into a
great success. Me and my brother and Luscombe, and Waite and Gollop,
and Joe Voysey, and a good few more, can well remember the old mumming
days; and we'll all do our best to rub up our memories. So what we all
say is, 'Go ahead, Mr. Masterman, and good luck to it!'"
Applause greeted Nathan. The folk were filled with admiration at his
ready turn of speech. He sat down again between Mrs. Lintern and Cora.
Everybody clapped their hands.
Then came a hiss from the corner where Jack Head stood.
"A dissentient voice," declared the clergyman. "Who is that?"
"My name is Jack Head, and I be gwaine to offer objections," said the
man stoutly.
"Better save your wind then!" snapped Mr. Gollop. "You be one against
the meeting."
Head was a middle-aged, narrow-browed, and underhung individual of an
iron-grey colour. His body was long and thin; his shoulders were high;
his expression aggressive, yet humorous. He had swift wits and a
narrow understanding. He was observant and impressed with the misery
of the world; but he possessed no philosophical formulas to balance his
observation or counsel patience before the welter of life. He was
honest, but scarce knew the meaning of amenity.
"One or not won't shut my mouth," he said. "I'm a member of the parish
so much as you, though I don't bleat a lot of wild nonsense come every
seventh day, and I say that to spend good time and waste good money
this way be a disgrace, and a going back instead of going forward.
What for do we want to stir up a lot of silly dead foolishness that our
grandfathers invented? Ban't there nothing better to do with ourselves
and our wits than dress up like a ship-load of monkeys and go
play-acting? We might so well start to wassail the apple-trees and put
mourning on the bee-butts when a man dies. I'm against it, and I
propose instead that Mr. Masterman looks round him and sees what a
miserable Jakes of a mess his parish be in, and spends his time trying
to get the landlords to----"
"Order! Order! Withdraw that!" cried out Mr. Gollop furiously. "How
dare this infidel man up and say the parish be in a Jakes of a mess?
Where's Ben North?"
"I'm here, Thomas," said a policeman, who stood at the door.
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