"Now, girls, the song--everybody joins. The other songs are not
written yet, so we need not bother about them till next time."
The girls, glad of something to do, sang vigorously, and the song went
well. Then the Turkish Knight was duly slain, restored and slain again.
"We can't finish to-night," declared Dennis, looking at his watch, "so
I'm sorry to have troubled you to come, Mrs. Hacker, and you, Voysey."
"They haven't wasted their time, however, because Head and I have
showed them what acting means," said Nathan. "And when you do come on,
Susan Hacker, you've got to quarrel and pull my beard, remember; then
we make it up afterwards."
"We'll finish for to-night with the Giant," decreed Dennis. "Now speak
your long speech, St. George, and then Mr. Baskerville can do the
Giant."
Ned, who declared that he had as yet learned no more, read his next
speech, and Vivian began behind the scenes--
"Fee--fi--fo--fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Let him be living, or let him be dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread."
"You ought to throw a bit more roughness in your voice, farmer,"
suggested Mr. Gollop. "If you could bring it up from the innards,
'twould sound more awful, wouldn't it, reverend Masterman?"
"And when you come on, farmer, you might pass me by where I lie dead,"
said Jack, "and I'll up and give you a nip in the calf of the leg, and
you'll jump round, and the people will roar again."
"No," declared the vicar. "No more of you, Head, till the end. Then
you come to life and dance with the French Eagle--that's Voysey. But
you mustn't act any more till then."
"A pity," answered Jack. "I was full of contrivances; however, if you
say so----"
"Be I to dance?" asked Mr. Voysey. "This is the first I've heard tell
o' that. How can I dance, and the rheumatism eating into my knees for
the last twenty year?"
"I'll dance," said Head. "You can just turn round and round slowly."
"Now, Mr. Baskerville!"
Vivian strode on to the stage.
"Make your voice big, my dear," pleaded Gollop.
"Here come I, the Giant; bold Turpin is my name,
And all the nations round do tremble at my fame,
Where'er I go, they tremble at my sight:
No lord or champion long with me will dare to fight."
"People will cheer you like thunder, Vivian," said his brother,
"because they know that the nations really did tremble at your fame
when you was champion wrestler of the west."
"But you mustn't stand like that, farmer," said Jack Head. "You'm too
spraddlesome. For the Lord's sake, man, try and keep your feet in the
same parish!"
Mr. Baskerville bellowed with laughter and slapped his immense thigh.
"Dammy! that's funnier than anything in the play," he said. "'Keep my
feet in the same parish!' Was ever a better joke heard?"
"Now, St. George, kill the Giant," commanded Dennis. "The Giant will
have a club, and he'll try to smash you; then you run him through the
body."
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