Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
But, nevertheless, Mr. Precis looked very blank.
'I am not asking the distance, you know,' said Mr. Jobbles, smiling
sweeter than ever; 'I am only asking how you would compute it.'
But still Mr. Precis looked exceedingly blank.
'Never mind,' said Mr. Jobbles, with all the encouragement which his
voice could give, 'never mind. Now, suppose that _a_ be a milestone; _b_
a turnpike-gate--,' and so on.
But Mr. Jobbles, in spite of his smiles, so awed the hearts of some of
his candidates, that two of them retired at the end of the second day.
Poor Robinson, thinking, and not without sufficient ground, that he
had not a ghost of a chance, determined to save himself from further
annoyance; and then Norman, put utterly out of conceit with himself by
what he deemed the insufficiency of his answers, did the same. He had
become low in spirits, unhappy in temperament, and self-diffident to a
painful degree. Alaric, to give him his due, did everything in his power
to persuade him to see the task out to the last. But the assurance and
composure of Alaric's manner did more than anything else to provoke and
increase Norman's discomfiture. He had been schooling himself to bear a
beating with a good grace, and he began to find that he could only bear
it as a disgrace. On the morning of the third day, instead of taking
his place in the Board-room, he sent in a note to Mr. Jobbles, declaring
that he withdrew from the trial. Mr. Jobbles read the note, and
smiled with satisfaction as he put it into his pocket. It was an
acknowledgement of his own unrivalled powers as an Examiner.
Mr. Precis, still trusting to his pure well, went on to the end, and at
the end declared that so ignorant was Mr. Jobbles of his duty that he
had given them no opportunity of showing what they could do in English
composition. Why had he not put before them the papers in some memorable
official case, and desired them to make an abstract; those, for
instance, on the much-vexed question of penny versus pound, as touching
the new standard for the decimal coinage? Mr. Jobbles an Examiner
indeed! And so Mr. Precis bethought himself that he also, if
unsuccessful, would go to the Lords of the Treasury.
And Mr. Uppinall and Alaric Tudor also went on. Those who knew anything
of the matter, when they saw how the running horses were reduced in
number, and what horses were left on the course--when they observed also
how each steed came to the post on each succeeding morning, had no doubt
whatever of the result. So that when Alaric was declared on the Saturday
morning to have gained the prize, there was very little astonishment
either felt or expressed at the Weights and Measures.
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