Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Things had not been going quite smoothly at the Examination Board.
Tidings had got about that Mr. Jobbles was interfering with Sir Gregory,
and that Sir Gregory didn't like it. To be sure, when this had been
indiscreetly alluded to in the House by one of those gentlemen who
pass their leisure hours in looking out for raws in the hide of the
Government carcass, some other gentleman, some gentleman from the
Treasury bench, had been able to give a very satisfactory reply. For
why, indeed, should any gentleman sit on the Treasury bench if he be
not able, when so questioned, to give very satisfactory replies? Giving
satisfactory replies to ill-natured questions is, one may say, the
constitutional work of such gentlemen, who have generally well learned
how to do so, and earned their present places by asking the selfsame
questions themselves, when seated as younger men in other parts of the
House.
But though the answer given in this instance was so eminently
satisfactory as to draw down quite a chorus of triumphant acclamations
from the official supporters of Government, nevertheless things had not
gone on at the Board quite as smoothly as might have been desirable. Mr.
Jobbles was enthusiastically intent on examining the whole adult male
population of Great Britain, and had gone so far as to hint that
female competitors might, at some future time, be made subject to his
all-measuring rule and compass. Sir Gregory, however, who, having passed
his early days in an office, may, perhaps, be supposed to have had
some slight prejudice remaining in favour of ancient customs, was not
inclined to travel so quickly. Moreover, he preferred following his own
lead, to taking any other lead whatever that Mr. Jobbles might point out
as preferable.
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