Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mr. Jobbles wanted to crush all patronage at a blow; any system of
patronage would lamentably limit the number of candidates among whom his
examination papers would be distributed. He longed to behold, crowding
around him, an attendance as copious as Mr. Spurgeon's, and to see every
head bowed over the posing questions which he should have dictated. No
legion could be too many for him. He longed to be at this great work;
but his energies were crushed by the opposition of his colleagues. Sir
Gregory thought--and Sir Warwick, though he hardly gave a firm support
to Sir Gregory, would not lend his countenance to Mr. Jobbles--Sir
Gregory thought that enough would be done for the present, if they
merely provided that every one admitted into the Service should be
educated in such a manner as to be fit for any profession or calling
under the sun; and that, with this slight proviso, the question of
patronage might for the present remain untouched. 'Do you,' he would
have said to the great officers of Government, 'appoint whom you like.
In this respect remain quite unfettered. I, however, I am the St. Peter
to whom are confided the keys of the Elysium. Do you send whatever
candidates you please: it is for me merely to say whether or not they
shall enter.' But Mr. Jobbles would have gone much farther. He would
have had all mankind for candidates, and have selected from the whole
mass those most worthy of the high reward. And so there was a split
at the Examination Board, which was not to be healed even by the very
satisfactory reply given by the Treasury gentleman in the House of
Commons.
Neither Sir Gregory nor his rival were men likely to give way, and it
soon appeared manifest to the powers that be, that something must be
done. It therefore came to light that Mr. Jobbles had found that his
clerical position was hardly compatible with a seat at a lay board, and
he retired to the more congenial duties of a comfortable prebendal stall
at Westminster. 'So that by his close vicinity,' as was observed by a
newspaper that usually supported the Government, 'he might be able to be
of material use, whenever his advice should be required by the Board of
Commissioners.' Sir Gregory in the meantime was instructed to suggest
the name of another colleague; and, therefore, he sent for Alaric Tudor.
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