The Worst Bad Man pondered. “Well, I ain't convinced nohow,” he said
presently. “This godson o' ours is startin' life slippery enough with us
for his godfathers.” He pondered a moment or two longer. “Still, it we
follow the book it may save Robert from chafin' an' gettin' saddle galls
on him. Hand over the ile, Bob, an' we'll slick the young feller up
a mite. It's just the tenderness o' hell we don't have to use
axle-grease!”
The Wounded Bad Man held the naked babe in his lap, across which he had
spread the towel, and The Worst Bad Man applied the oil.
“Roll him over, Bill.”
The Wounded Bad Man rolled him over, and in a few minutes the task was
completed. Dressing the infant, however, was infinitely more laborious.
The godfathers, knowing something of the biting chill of the desert
nights, were grateful for the profusion of woolen clothing and delicate
woolen baby blankets which their search of the tailbox had netted, and
when in due course The Youngest Bad Man had succeeded in dressing the
infant after a nondescript fashion of his own, The Worst Bad Man corked
the olive oil bottle, wiped his hands on his trousers, and beamed with
the consciousness of a duty well performed.
Next, The Wounded Bad Man ran his horny thumb down the index of Doctor
Meecham on Caring for the Baby, until he came to the chapter entitled:
“Feeding the Baby.” This chapter he real aloud.
“This is comfortin',” he remarked, turning down the leaf to mark the
page. “Doctor Meecham says that there's times when a baby won't thrive
on nothin' else but condensed milk. We got plenty o' that.”
“Yes, an' we can maul up some o' them sody crackers an' make some pap
for him,” replied The Worst Bad Man; “an' in a pinch we can bile him a
pot o' gruel.”
“We'll need water for that, Tom,” The Wounded Bad Man reminded him; “an'
we'll need water to dilute this here condensed milk an' warm it up
for the feedin' bottle. I 'low some of the godfathers's goin' to suck
niggerhead cactus enough to do 'em quite a spell before they hit New
Jerusalem.”
“That's right,” The Worst Bad Man replied gravely; “Robert William
Thomas's got to have the water, an' Jerusalem's the nearest camp, an'
it's about forty-five mile as the crow flies. Malapa; Springs is back
there thirty-odd mile, though----”
“There ain't no women at Malapai Springs,” retorted The Wounded Bad Man
pointedly, “and we can't fool no time in the desert with this infant.
It's up to us to hike--an' hike lively--to New Jerusalem. We've got six
cans o' condensed milk, an' we can't get morn't three shots o' milk
from each can. It's going to spoil quick after it's opened. Besides, if
we----”
The Youngest Bad Man had just been the recipient of a serious thought.
He hastened to get it off his mind. Boylike he interrupted and rose to a
question of information.
“What's a godfather, Bill? What job does he hold down?”
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