The Three LieutenantsKingston, William Henry Giles
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The Three Lieutenants
Kingston, William Henry Giles
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Officers -- Juvenile fiction; Sea stories
"I forgot," whispered Jack's neighbour to him. "Old Sourcrout is said
to have had a man's head shaved, and to have made him carry a kettle of
boiling water on the top of it for two hours during every day-watch for
a week, but that may be scandal."
"As to the shaving I fancy so, but with regard to the water it is true
enough, only it was not boiling," answered Jack. "He got hauled up for
it, notwithstanding, and no wonder that he does not like the subject of
black-listing spoken of."
Notwithstanding the grumpy remarks Captain Sourcrout occasionally let
drop, the party went off very pleasantly, and Desmond and Gordon assured
Tom that he had not overpraised the admiral, and that they had no notion
there were such jolly old fellows in the navy. He, at all events, was
worthy of all the patronage they could bestow.
Murray came on board the frigate the next day to see Jack and Terence.
He was pleased with the corvette as far as she herself was concerned.
"She is as fine a little craft as I could wish for, but," he added, "the
commander is one of the oddest fish I ever fell in with. He has not
been to sea for a number of years, and having, as he says, turned his
sword into a ploughshare, has devoted his mind to farming and rural
sports. Unwilling to tear himself altogether from his beloved beeves
and sheep, and pigs and poultry, he has brought them along with him, and
has converted the little ship into a regular Noah's ark. The boats are
turned into sheep-pens and hen-coops, and the decks cumbered with
ox-stalls and hay-stacks. If the latter, in the meantime, do not catch
fire, the admiral, when he comes to inspect us, will order them and the
greater portion of the live-stock to be landed, and we shall probably
benefit by the remainder, as they must be killed for want of food, so we
have said nothing to him as yet on the subject; but Haultaut, our first,
grumbles and looks askance at the beasts every time he goes along the
deck, and declares that the ship is more like a Thames barge than a
man-of-war, while Grummet, the boatswain, grins ominously at them, and
tells the butcher to keep his knife sharp, as he will have work enough
on his hands before long. Old Babbicome is afflicted, it seems, with
absence of mind. The day after he joined the ship he sang out to a
midshipman, `Let my cab be brought round to the door.' The youngster
stared. `Do you hear? What did I say?' `You desired to have your cab
brought round to the door, sir,' answered the midshipman, trying to
stifle his laughter. `Ah! did I?' exclaimed the commander. `Well,
possibly. It's no easy matter to change one's mode of expression on a
sudden. I mean, man my gig; I am going on shore.' The first day he
attempted to carry on duty, he threw all the crew into convulsions by
shouting out, `Wo-ho! wo-ho, there! I mean, avast hauling, you
lubbers!' and he swore and stamped with rage when he saw the men
tittering near him, and wanted to know what they were laughing at."
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