The Tinker's WeddingSynge, J. M. (John Millington)
Philosophy
The Tinker's Wedding
Synge, J. M. (John Millington)
Ireland -- Drama
PRIEST
Let you get a crown along with the ten shillings and the gallon can,
Sarah Casey, and I will wed you so.
MARY
_suddenly shouting behind, tipsily._—Larry was a fine lad, I’m saying;
Larry was a fine lad, Sarah Casey—
MICHAEL
Whist, now, the two of you. There’s my mother coming, and she’d have us
destroyed if she heard the like of that talk the time she’s been
drinking her fill.
MARY
_comes in singing_
And when we asked him what way he’d die,
And he hanging unrepented,
“Begob,” says Larry, “that’s all in my eye,
By the clergy first invented.”
SARAH
Give me the jug now, or you’ll have it spilt in the ditch.
MARY
_holding the jug with both her hands, in a stilted voice._—Let you
leave me easy, Sarah Casey. I won’t spill it, I’m saying. God help you;
are you thinking it’s frothing full to the brim it is at this hour of
the night, and I after carrying it in my two hands a long step from
Jemmy Neill’s?
MICHAEL
_anxiously._—Is there a sup left at all?
SARAH
_looking into the jug._—A little small sup only I’m thinking.
MARY
_sees the priest, and holds out jug towards him._—God save your
reverence. I’m after bringing down a smart drop; and let you drink it
up now, for it’s a middling drouthy man you are at all times, God
forgive you, and this night is cruel dry.
[_She tries to go towards him. Sarah holds her back._
PRIEST
_waving her away._—Let you not be falling to the flames. Keep off, I’m
saying.
MARY
_persuasively._—Let you not be shy of us, your reverence. Aren’t we all
sinners, God help us! Drink a sup now, I’m telling you; and we won’t
let on a word about it till the Judgment Day.
[_She takes up a tin mug, pours some porter into it, and gives it to
him._
MARY
_singing, and holding the jug in her hand._
A lonesome ditch in Ballygan
The day you’re beating a tenpenny can;
A lonesome bank in Ballyduff
The time . . .
[_She breaks off._ It’s a bad, wicked song, Sarah Casey; and let you
put me down now in the ditch, and I won’t sing it till himself will be
gone; for it’s bad enough he is, I’m thinking, without ourselves making
him worse.
SARAH
_putting her down, to the priest, half laughing._—Don’t mind her at
all, your reverence. She’s no shame the time she’s a drop taken; and if
it was the Holy Father from Rome was in it, she’d give him a little sup
out of her mug, and say the same as she’d say to yourself.
MARY
_to the priest._—Let you drink it up, holy father. Let you drink it up,
I’m saying, and not be letting on you wouldn’t do the like of it, and
you with a stack of pint bottles above, reaching the sky.
PRIEST
_with resignation._—Well, here’s to your good health, and God forgive
us all.
[_He drinks._
MARY
That’s right now, your reverence, and the blessing of God be on you.
Isn’t it a grand thing to see you sitting down, with no pride in you,
and drinking a sup with the like of us, and we the poorest, wretched,
starving creatures you’d see any place on the earth?
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