The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two — John Shaqi
The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The jest practised so successfully upon our friend the Buck occasioned
a general laugh at his expense, a circumstance which filled, him
with serious mortification, if not with actual resentment, for it so
happened, that one of his great foibles was such a morbid sensibility to
ridicule as was absolutely ludicrous.
“Bedad, Mr. English, you wor fairly done there; in spite o' the tall
English, you're no match for the ladies. Miss Julia fairly gev' you the
bag to hould.”
The Buck's eye glittered with bitterness.
“Miss Julia, do you say?” he replied; “why, my good friend, the girl was
christened Judy--plain Judy; but now that they've got into high-flown
life, you persave, nothing will sarve them but to ape their betthers.
However, never mind, I'll see the day yet, and that before long, when
saucy Judy won't refuse my assistance. Time about's fair play, you
know.”
It may be observed here, that Buck English happened to forget himself,
which he almost always did whenever he became in earnest: he also forgot
his polite language and peculiar elegance of pronunciation. To a vain
and weak mind there is nothing more cutting than the consciousness of
looking mortified in the eyes of others, and under these circumstances
to feel that the laugh is against you, adds one not important item to
“the miseries of human life.”
The Buck, now that the priest was at the chapel door, walked, with a
stride that very much resembled the mock-heroic, towards the place of
worship; but, in the opinion of the shrewd spectators, his dignity was
sadly tarnished by the humorous contempt implied in the practical jest
that had been so adroitly played off at his expense.
CHAPTER II.--The Proctor's Principles and His Family.
For a considerable time previous to the scene described in our last
chapter, a principle of general resistance to tithes had been deepening
in and spreading over the country. Indeed the opposition to them had,
for at least half a century before, risen up in periodical ebullitions
that were characterized by much outrage and cruelty. On this account,
then, it was generally necessary that the residence of that unpopular
functionary, the tithe-proctor, should be always one of considerable
strength, in order the more successfully to resist such midnight attacks
as hostile combination might make upon it. Purcel, as well as other
proctors of his day, had from time to time received threatening notices,
not only of a personal nature, but also of premeditated attacks upon
his house. The man was, however, not only intrepid and resolute,
but cautious and prudent; and whilst he did not suffer himself to be
intimidated by threats that for the most part ended in nothing, he took
care to keep himself and his family well provided against any attack
that might be made upon them.
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