The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two — John Shaqi
The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Yes, Jemmy, I know they hate us, because we compel them to act
honestly; but they will soon find that honesty, after all, is the
cheapest course,--for we shall take d--d good care to make them
pay through the nose for their knavery. We know they have a gang of
firebrand agitators and hungry lawyers at their back; but we shall make
them feel that the law is stronger than any treasonable combination that
can be got up against it.”
A third man came in. “Well, Tom, you're not coming to plead poverty, I
hope?”
The man looked around him with peculiar intelligence. “Are we safe?” he
asked; “and may I spake widout danger?”
“You may, Duggan.”
“Well, then, I came to say that I'll call over to-morrow evenin' and pay
it, but I daren't now.”
“Why so, Tom?”
“Bekaise the most of us all have the tithe in our pockets, but as a
proof that we did not pay it, we will, every man of us, be obliged to
show it before we go home. I might pay it now, Mr. Purcel; but then, if
I did, it' very likely I'd be a corpse before this day week. Sich is the
state that things ha' come to; and how it'll end, God only knows. At any
rate, I'll slip over afther dusk to-morrow evenin' and pay; but as
you hope for mercy, and don't wish to see me taken from my wife and
childre', don't breathe a syllable of it to man or mortual.”
“I shall not, indeed, Tom,” replied Purcel, “but I really did not think
that matters were altogether so bad as you describe them. The people
are infatuated, and will only draw the vengeance of the law upon their
heads. They will suffer, as they always do by their own misconduct and
madness.”
Duggan had scarcely withdrawn, when our old friend, Darby Hourigan,
thrust in his hateful and murderous-looking countenance. “God save you,
Misther John.”
“God save you kindly, Misther Hourigan.”
“Isn't it glorious weather for the saison, sir?”
“I have seen better and I have seen worse, Mr. Hourigan; but Darby,
passing the weather by, which neither you nor I can mend, allow me to
say that I hope you are not coming here for the twentieth time to palm
us off about the tithe.”
“Troth, then, and, Mr. John; I can't afford to pay tide--I'm a poor man,
sir; and, as it happens that I never trouble the parson in religious
matthers, I don't see what right the parson has to trouble me for my
money.”
“Ah! you have got the cant, I see. You have been tutored.”
“I have got the truth, sir.”
“Ay, but have you got the tithe, sir? for I do assure you, Mr. Hourigan,
that it is not your logic, but your money I want.”
“Begad, sir, and I'm afeard you'll be forced to put up wid my logic this
time, too. You can't take more from the cat than her skin, you know.”
There was an atrocious and sneering spirit, not only in this ruffian's
manner, but in the tones of his voice, that was calculated to overcome
human patience.
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