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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Why,” replied Purcel, who, between ourselves, was a bit of a wag in his
way, “it proceeds from the spirit of his office. Take a magistrate, for
instance, as a man--a mere man; place him in the ordinary situations of
society; let him ride home at night, for instance, through a disturbed
district like this, which, if he is wise, he will avoid doing, or let
him be seen in an isolated position even in daylight without protection,
and you will find him a coward of the first shaking. On the contrary,
place him, as a magistrate, at the head of a body of police or military,
and where will you witness such courage? That, then, is the individual,
I say, who being naturally a coward as a man, goes through his duty
with courage as a magistrate; I say this is the individual whom the
government should reward with especial favor.”
“By the way, will you touch that bell again?--oh, here he comes. Sam,”
he said, addressing a servant, “get me up a bottle of soda-wather. Will
you have a glass of soda, John? I dipped a little too deep last night.”
“No, sir, thank you,” replied Purcel, “I was moderate last night; and at
all events soda is rather cold for such a day as this is.”
“Well, then can't you stiffen it with a little brandy?”
“No, thank you, I won't touch anything at present. I almost wish, as
I was saying,” he proceeded, “that there was the slightest touch of
cowardice in you, naturally; because if it could be proved in connection
with your official intrepidity, you would deserve everything that a
government could bestow upon you.”
“Faith and honor, that is certainly putting the argument in an extremely
new point of view, and I agree with you, John; that is--that--let me
see--the more cowardly the man the braver the magistrate. Well, I don't
know that aither.”
“No, no!” replied John, “I don't mean that.”
“Well, what do you mane? for I thought I undherstood you a while ago,
although find that I don't now.”
“I mean,” proceeded the other, “that when a man who is naturally
cowardly--I don't mean, of course, a poltroon, but timid--proves
himself to be firm, resolute, and intrepid in the discharge of his
duties as a magistrate, such a man deserves a civic crown.”
“A what?”
“A civic crown. Of course you know what that is.”
“Of coorse I do, John; and upon my honor and conscience there is great
truth in what you say. I could name you a magistrate who, I believe, as
a magistrate, could not very aisily be bate, and yet who, without being
a downright coward, is for all that no hairo to his valley de sham, as
they say.”
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