English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
On the morrow an alert watch was kept by the conspirators behind
half-closed doors, and when Wilfrid, clad in a gorgeous bath-robe, had
made his way to the bath-room, there was a swift and furtive rush by two
excited individuals towards the principal guest-chamber. Mrs. Peter kept
guard outside, while her husband first made a hurried and successful
search for the keys, and then plunged at the portmanteau with the air of
a disagreeably conscientious Customs official. The quest was a brief
one; a silver cream jug lay embedded in the folds of some zephyr shirts.
“The cunning brute,” said Mrs. Peters; “he took a cream jug because there
were so many; he thought one wouldn’t be missed. Quick, fly down with it
and put it back among the others.”
Wilfrid was late in coming down to breakfast, and his manner showed
plainly that something was amiss.
“It’s an unpleasant thing to have to say,” he blurted out presently, “but
I’m afraid you must have a thief among your servants. Something’s been
taken out of my portmanteau. It was a little present from my mother and
myself for your silver wedding. I should have given it to you last night
after dinner, only it happened to be a cream jug, and you seemed annoyed
at having so many duplicates, so I felt rather awkward about giving you
another. I thought I’d get it changed for something else, and now it’s
gone.”
“Did you say it was from your _mother_ and yourself?” asked Mr. and Mrs.
Peter almost in unison. The Snatcher had been an orphan these many
years.
“Yes, my mother’s at Cairo just now, and she wrote to me at Dresden to
try and get you something quaint and pretty in the old silver line, and I
pitched on this cream jug.”
Both the Pigeoncotes had turned deadly pale. The mention of Dresden had
thrown a sudden light on the situation. It was Wilfrid the Attache, a
very superior young man, who rarely came within their social horizon,
whom they had been entertaining unawares in the supposed character of
Wilfrid the Snatcher. Lady Ernestine Pigeoncote, his mother, moved in
circles which were entirely beyond their compass or ambitions, and the
son would probably one day be an Ambassador. And they had rifled and
despoiled his portmanteau! Husband and wife looked blankly and
desperately at one another. It was Mrs. Peter who arrived first at an
inspiration.
“How dreadful to think there are thieves in the house! We keep the
drawing-room locked up at night, of course, but anything might be carried
off while we are at breakfast.”
She rose and went out hurriedly, as though to assure herself that the
drawing-room was not being stripped of its silverware, and returned a
moment later, bearing a cream jug in her hands.
“There are eight cream jugs now, instead of seven,” she cried; “this one
wasn’t there before. What a curious trick of memory, Mr. Wilfrid! You
must have slipped downstairs with it last night and put it there before
we locked up, and forgotten all about having done it in the morning.”
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