English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
On Easter Saturday Harvey Bope unpacked a large, promising-looking red
cardboard box under the expectant eyes of his nephews. “Your uncle has
brought you the newest thing in toys,” Eleanor had said impressively, and
youthful anticipation had been anxiously divided between Albanian
soldiery and a Somali camel-corps. Eric was hotly in favour of the
latter contingency. “There would be Arabs on horseback,” he whispered;
“the Albanians have got jolly uniforms, and they fight all day long, and
all night, too, when there’s a moon, but the country’s rocky, so they’ve
got no cavalry.”
A quantity of crinkly paper shavings was the first thing that met the
view when the lid was removed; the most exiting toys always began like
that. Harvey pushed back the top layer and drew forth a square, rather
featureless building.
“It’s a fort!” exclaimed Bertie.
“It isn’t, it’s the palace of the Mpret of Albania,” said Eric, immensely
proud of his knowledge of the exotic title; “it’s got no windows, you
see, so that passers-by can’t fire in at the Royal Family.”
“It’s a municipal dust-bin,” said Harvey hurriedly; “you see all the
refuse and litter of a town is collected there, instead of lying about
and injuring the health of the citizens.”
In an awful silence he disinterred a little lead figure of a man in black
clothes.
“That,” he said, “is a distinguished civilian, John Stuart Mill. He was
an authority on political economy.”
“Why?” asked Bertie.
“Well, he wanted to be; he thought it was a useful thing to be.”
Bertie gave an expressive grunt, which conveyed his opinion that there
was no accounting for tastes.
Another square building came out, this time with windows and chimneys.
“A model of the Manchester branch of the Young Women’s Christian
Association,” said Harvey.
“Are there any lions?” asked Eric hopefully. He had been reading Roman
history and thought that where you found Christians you might reasonably
expect to find a few lions.
“There are no lions,” said Harvey. “Here is another civilian, Robert
Raikes, the founder of Sunday schools, and here is a model of a municipal
wash-house. These little round things are loaves baked in a sanitary
bakehouse. That lead figure is a sanitary inspector, this one is a
district councillor, and this one is an official of the Local Government
Board.”
“What does he do?” asked Eric wearily.
“He sees to things connected with his Department,” said Harvey. “This
box with a slit in it is a ballot-box. Votes are put into it at election
times.”
“What is put into it at other times?” asked Bertie.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account