English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“‘Land-tenure in Turkestan,’” said Lady Prowche; “he is just at work on
the final chapters and they require all the concentration he can give
them. That is why I am so very anxious not to have any unfortunate
disturbance this year. I have taken every precaution I can think of to
bring non-conflicting and harmonious elements together; the only two
people I am not quite easy about are the Atkinson man and Marcus Popham.
They are the two who will be down here longest together, and if they are
going to fall foul of one another about any burning question, well, there
will be more unpleasantness.”
“Can’t you find out anything about them? About their opinions, I mean.”
“Anything? My dear Lena, there’s scarcely anything that I haven’t found
out about them. They’re both of them moderate Liberal, Evangelical,
mildly opposed to female suffrage, they approve of the Falconer Report,
and the Stewards’ decision about Craganour. Thank goodness in this
country we don’t fly into violent passions about Wagner and Brahms and
things of that sort. There is only one thorny subject that I haven’t
been able to make sure about, the only stone that I have left unturned.
Are they unanimously anti-vivisectionist or do they both uphold the
necessity for scientific experiment? There has been a lot of
correspondence on the subject in our local newspapers of late, and the
vicar is certain to preach a sermon about it; vicars are dreadfully
provocative at times. Now, if you could only find out for me whether
these two men are divergently for or against—”
“I!” exclaimed Lena; “how am I to find out? I don’t know either of them
to speak to.”
“Still you might discover, in some roundabout way. Write to them, under
as assumed name of course, for subscriptions to one or other cause—or,
better still, send a stamped type-written reply postcard, with a request
for a declaration for or against vivisection; people who would hesitate
to commit themselves to a subscription will cheerfully write Yes or No on
a prepaid postcard. If you can’t manage it that way, try and meet them
at some one’s house and get into argument on the subject. I think Milly
occasionally has one or other of them at her at-homes; you might have the
luck to meet both of them there the same evening. Only it must be done
soon. My invitations ought to go out by Wednesday or Thursday at the
latest, and to-day is Friday.
“Milly’s at-homes are not very amusing, as a rule,” said Lena, “and one
never gets a chance of talking uninterruptedly to any one for a couple of
minutes at a time; Milly is one of those restless hostesses who always
seem to be trying to see how you look in different parts of the room, in
fresh grouping effects. Even if I got to speak to Popham or Atkinson I
couldn’t plunge into a topic like vivisection straight away. No, I think
the postcard scheme would be more hopeful and decidedly less tiresome.
How would it be best to word them?”
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