English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Not in the least ravening,” said Matilda; “it was full of goat, had any
amount of water at its disposal if it felt thirsty, and probably had no
more immediate wish than a desire for uninterrupted sleep. Still, I
think any one will admit that it was an embarrassing predicament to have
your only available guest-room occupied by a leopard, the verandah choked
up with goats and babies and wet hens, and a Bishop with whom you were
scarcely on speaking terms planted down in your own sitting-room. I
really don’t know how I got through those crawling hours, and of course
mealtimes only made matters worse. The emergency cook had every excuse
for sending in watery soup and sloppy rice, and as neither the chief
goat-herd nor his wife were expert divers, the cellar could not be
reached. Fortunately the Gwadlipichee subsides as rapidly as it rises,
and just before dawn the syce came splashing back, with the ponies only
fetlock deep in water. Then there arose some awkwardness from the fact
that the Bishop wished to leave sooner than the leopard did, and as the
latter was ensconced in the midst of the former’s personal possessions
there was an obvious difficulty in altering the order of departure. I
pointed out to the Bishop that a leopard’s habits and tastes are not
those of an otter, and that it naturally preferred walking to wading; and
that in any case a meal of an entire goat, washed down with tub-water,
justified a certain amount of repose; if I had had guns fired to frighten
the animal away, as the Bishop suggested, it would probably merely have
left the bedroom to come into the already over-crowded drawing-room.
Altogether it was rather a relief when they both left. Now, perhaps, you
can understand my appreciation of a sleepy countryside where things don’t
happen.”
THE PENANCE
Octavian Ruttle was one of those lively cheerful individuals on whom
amiability had set its unmistakable stamp, and, like most of his kind,
his soul’s peace depended in large measure on the unstinted approval of
his fellows. In hunting to death a small tabby cat he had done a thing
of which he scarcely approved himself, and he was glad when the gardener
had hidden the body in its hastily dug grave under a lone oak-tree in the
meadow, the same tree that the hunted quarry had climbed as a last effort
towards safety. It had been a distasteful and seemingly ruthless deed,
but circumstances had demanded the doing of it. Octavian kept chickens;
at least he kept some of them; others vanished from his keeping, leaving
only a few bloodstained feathers to mark the manner of their going. The
tabby cat from the large grey house that stood with its back to the
meadow had been detected in many furtive visits to the hen-coups, and
after due negotiation with those in authority at the grey house a
sentence of death had been agreed on. “The children will mind, but they
need not know,” had been the last word on the matter.
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