The Transformation of Philip JettanHeyer, Georgette
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The Transformation of Philip Jettan
Heyer, Georgette
British -- France -- Paris -- Fiction; First loves -- Fiction; Love stories; Mate selection -- Fiction; Regency fiction
"Ah!" François darted forward. "_La voilà!_ What did I say?" He clasped
the box to his breast. "What did I say?"
"But it is not so!" cried Jacques. "What did you say? You said you had
not seen the box! What did _I_ say? I said--"
"Enough!" commanded Philip. "I will not endure this bickering! Be
quiet, François! Little monkey that you are!"
"_M'sieur!_" François was hurt. His sharp little face fell into lines
of misery.
"Little monkey," continued Philip inexorably, "with more thought for
your chattering than for my welfare."
"Ah, no, no, m'sieur! I swear it is not so! By the--"
"I do not want your oaths," said Philip cruelly. "Am I to wait all
night for my cravat, while you revile the good Jacques?"
François cast the box from him.
"Ah, _misérable_! The cravat! _Malheureux_, get thee gone!" He waved
agitated hands at Jacques. "You hinder me! You retard me! You upset
Monsieur! _Va-t-en!_"
Jacques obeyed meekly, and Philip turned back to the mirror. To him
came François, wreathed once more in smiles.
"He means well, _ce bon Jacques_," he said, busy with the cravat. "But
he is _sot_, you understand, _très sot_!" He pushed Philip's chin up
with a gentle hand. "He annoys m'sieur, _ah oui_! But he is a good
_garçon_, when all is said."
"It is you who annoy me," answered Philip. "Not so tight, not so tight!
Do you wish to choke me?"
"_Pardon_, m'sieur! No, it is not François who annoys you! _Ah, mille
fois non!_ François--perhaps he is a little monkey, if m'sieur says
so, but he is a very good valet, _n'est-ce pas_? A monkey, if m'sieur
pleases, but very clever with a cravat. M'sieur has said it himself."
"You are a child," said Philip. "Yes, that is very fair." He studied
his reflection. "I am pleased with it."
"Aha!" François clasped his hands delightedly. "M'sieur is no longer
enraged! _Voyons_, I go to fetch the vest of m'sieur!"
Presently, kneeling before his master and adjusting his stockings, he
volunteered another piece of information.
"Me, I have been in this country before. I understand well the ways of
it. I understand the English, oh, _de part en part_! I know them for
a foolish race, _en somme_--saving always m'sieur, who is more French
than English--but never, never have I had the misfortune to meet so
terrible an Englishman as this servant of m'sieur's uncle, this Moggat.
_Si entêté, si impoli!_ He looks on me with a suspicion! I cannot tell
m'sieur of his so churlish demeanour! He thinks, perhaps, that I go to
take his fine coat. Bah! I spit upon it! I speak to him as m'sieur has
bid me--_très doucement_. He pretends he cannot understand what it is I
say! Me, who speak English _aussi bien que le Français_! Deign to enter
into these shoes, m'sieur! I tell him I hold him in contempt! He makes
a _reniflement_ in his nose, and he mutters 'damned leetle frog-eater!'
_Grand Dieu_, I could have boxed his ears, the impudent!"
"I hope you did not?" said Philip anxiously.
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