The Trees of PrideChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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The Trees of Pride
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
“I know a globe-trotter mustn’t be fastidious,” replied Mr. Paynter.
“But I repeat firmly, an objection to eating people. The peacock trees
seem to have progressed since the happy days of innocence when they only
ate peacocks. If you ask the people here--the fisherman who lives on
that beach, or the man that mows this very lawn in front of us--they’ll
tell you tales taller than any tropical one I brought you from the
Barbary Coast. If you ask them what happened to the fisherman Peters,
who got drunk on All Hallows Eve, they’ll tell you he lost his way
in that little wood, tumbled down asleep under the wicked trees, and
then--evaporated, vanished, was licked up like dew by the sun. If you
ask them where Harry Hawke is, the widow’s little son, they’ll just tell
you he’s swallowed; that he was dared to climb the trees and sit there
all night, and did it. What the trees did God knows; the habits of a
vegetable ogre leave one a little vague. But they even add the agreeable
detail that a new branch appears on the tree when somebody has petered
out in this style.”
“What new nonsense is this?” cried Vane. “I know there’s some crazy yarn
about the trees spreading fever, though every educated man knows why
these epidemics return occasionally. And I know they say you can tell
the noise of them among other trees in a gale, and I dare say you can.
But even Cornwall isn’t a lunatic asylum, and a tree that dines on a
passing tourist--”
“Well, the two tales are reconcilable enough,” put in the poet quietly.
“If there were a magic that killed men when they came close, it’s likely
to strike them with sickness when they stand far off. In the old romance
the dragon, that devours people, often blasts others with a sort of
poisonous breath.”
Ashe looked across at the speaker steadily, not to say stonily.
“Do I understand,” he inquired, “that you swallow the swallowing trees
too?”
Treherne’s dark smile was still on the defensive; his fencing always
annoyed the other, and he seemed not without malice in the matter.
“Swallowing is a metaphor,” he said, “about me, if not about the trees.
And metaphors take us at once into dreamland--no bad place, either. This
garden, I think, gets more and more like a dream at this corner of the
day and night, that might lead us anywhere.”
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