The Trees of PrideChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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The Trees of Pride
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
And yet in that short walk between the green turf and the yellow
sands he was destined to find, his hard-headedness provoked into a not
unfamiliar phase which the world was inclined to call hot-headedness.
The fact was that the Cornish peasantry, who composed his tenantry and
domestic establishment, were far from being people with no nonsense
about them. There was, alas! a great deal of nonsense about them;
with ghosts, witches, and traditions as old as Merlin, they seemed to
surround him with a fairy ring of nonsense. But the magic circle had
one center: there was one point in which the curving conversation of the
rustics always returned. It was a point that always pricked the Squire
to exasperation, and even in this short walk he seemed to strike it
everywhere. He paused before descending the steps from the lawn to speak
to the gardener about potting some foreign shrubs, and the gardener
seemed to be gloomily gratified, in every line of his leathery brown
visage, at the chance of indicating that he had formed a low opinion of
foreign shrubs.
“We wish you’d get rid of what you’ve got here, sir,” he observed,
digging doggedly. “Nothing’ll grow right with them here.”
“Shrubs!” said the Squire, laughing. “You don’t call the peacock trees
shrubs, do you? Fine tall trees--you ought to be proud of them.”
“Ill weeds grow apace,” observed the gardener. “Weeds can grow as houses
when somebody plants them.” Then he added: “Him that sowed tares in the
Bible, Squire.”
“Oh, blast your--” began the Squire, and then replaced the more apt and
alliterative word “Bible” by the general word “superstition.” He was
himself a robust rationalist, but he went to church to set his tenants
an example. Of what, it would have puzzled him to say.
A little way along the lower path by the trees he encountered a
woodcutter, one Martin, who was more explicit, having more of a
grievance. His daughter was at that time seriously ill with a fever
recently common on that coast, and the Squire, who was a kind-hearted
gentleman, would normally have made allowances for low spirits and loss
of temper. But he came near to losing his own again when the peasant
persisted in connecting his tragedy with the traditional monomania about
the foreign trees.
“If she were well enough I’d move her,” said the woodcutter, “as we
can’t move them, I suppose. I’d just like to get my chopper into them
and feel ‘em come crashing down.”
“One would think they were dragons,” said Vane.
“And that’s about what they look like,” replied Martin. “Look at ‘em!”
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