The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan — John Shaqi
The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
As I spoke the words—whish!—a cannon-ball cut the tumbler clean out of
my hand, and plumped into poor O’Gawler’s stomach. It settled him
completely, and of course I never got my seven hundred rupees. Such are
the uncertainties of war!
To strap on my sabre and my accoutrements—to mount my Arab charger—to
drink off what O’Gawler had left of the sangaree—and to gallop to the
General, was the work of a moment. I found him as comfortably at tiffin
as if he were at his own house in London.
“General,” said I, as soon as I got into his paijamahs (or tent), “you
must leave your lunch if you want to fight the enemy.”
“The enemy—psha! Mr. Gahagan, the enemy is on the other side of the
river.”
“I can only tell your Excellency that the enemy’s guns will hardly
carry five miles, and that Cornet O’Gawler was this moment shot dead at
my side with a cannon-ball.”
“Ha! is it so?” said his Excellency, rising, and laying down the
drumstick of a grilled chicken. “Gentlemen, remember that the eyes of
Europe are upon us, and follow me!”
Each aide-de-camp started from table and seized his cocked hat; each
British heart beat high at the thoughts of the coming _mêlée_. We
mounted our horses, and galloped swiftly after the brave old General; I
not the last in the train, upon my famous black charger.
It was perfectly true, the enemy were posted in force within three
miles of our camp, and from a hillock in the advance to which we
galloped, we were enabled with our telescopes to see the whole of his
imposing line. Nothing can better describe it than this:-
___________________ A
/....................
/.
/.
- A is the enemy, and the dots represent the hundred and twenty pieces
of artillery which defended his line. He was moreover, entrenched; and
a wide morass in his front gave him an additional security.
His Excellency for a moment surveyed the line, and then said, turning
round to one of his aides-de-camp, “Order up Major-General Tinkler and
the cavalry.”
“_Here_, does your Excellency mean?” said the aide-de-camp, surprised,
for the enemy had perceived us, and the cannon-balls were flying about
as thick as peas.
“_Here, sir!_” said the old General, stamping with his foot in a
passion, and the A.D.C. shrugged his shoulders and galloped away. In
five minutes we heard the trumpets in our camp, and in twenty more the
greater part of the cavalry had joined us.
Up they came, five thousand men, their standards flapping in the air,
their long line of polished jack-boots gleaming in the golden sunlight.
“And now we are here,” said Major-General Sir Theophilus Tinkler, “what
next?” “Oh, d- it,” said the Commander-in-Chief, “charge,
charge—nothing like charging—galloping—guns—rascally black
scoundrels—charge, charge!” And then turning round to me (perhaps he
was glad to change the conversation), he said, “Lieutenant Gahagan, you
will stay with me.”
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