The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan — John Shaqi
The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
“In the midst of this hurry and confusion, as if purposely to add to
it, a trumpet was heard at the gate of the fort, and one of the
sentinels came running to me, saying that a Mahratta soldier was before
the gate with a flag of truce!
“I went down, rightly conjecturing, as it turned out, that the party,
whoever they might be, had no artillery; and received at the point of
my sword a scroll of which the following is a translation.
“‘_To Goliah Gahagan Gujputi_.
“‘LORD OF ELEPHANTS, SIR,—I have the honour to inform you that I
arrived before this place at eight o’clock p.m. with ten thousand
cavalry under my orders. I have burned, since my arrival, seventeen
bungalows in Furruckabad and Futtyghur, and have likewise been under
the painful necessity of putting to death three clergymen (mollahs) and
seven English officers, whom I found in the village; the women have
been transferred to safe keeping in the harems of my officers and
myself.
“‘As I know your courage and talents, I shall be very happy if you
will surrender the fortress, and take service as a major-general
(hookahbadar) in my army. Should my proposal not meet with your
assent, I beg leave to state that to-morrow I shall storm the fort,
and on taking it, shall put to death every male in the garrison,
and every female above twenty years of age. For yourself I shall
reserve a punishment, which for novelty and exquisite torture has,
I flatter myself, hardly ever been exceeded. Awaiting the favour of
a reply, I am, Sir,
“‘Your very obedient servant,
“‘JESWUNT ROW HOLKAR.
“‘CAMP BEFORE FUTTYGHUR: _September_ 1, 1804.
“‘R. S. V. P.’
“The officer who had brought this precious epistle (it is astonishing
how Holkar had aped the forms of English correspondence), an enormous
Pitan soldier, with a shirt of mail, and a steel cap and cape, round
which his turban wound, was leaning against the gate on his matchlock,
and whistling a national melody. I read the letter, and saw at once
there was no time to be lost. That man, thought I, must never go back
to Holkar. Were he to attack us now before we were prepared, the fort
would be his in half-an-hour.
“Tying my white pocket-handkerchief to a stick, I flung open the gate
and advanced to the officer: he was standing, I said, on the little
bridge across the moat. I made him a low salaam, after the fashion of
the country, and, as he bent forward to return the compliment, I am
sorry to say, I plunged forward, gave him a violent blow on the head,
which deprived him of all sensation, and then dragged him within the
wall, raising the drawbridge after me.
“I bore the body into my own apartment; there, swift as thought, I
stripped him of his turban, cammerbund, peijammahs, and papooshes, and,
putting them on myself, determined to go forth and reconnoitre the
enemy.”
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