The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
“Bah! we have a couple of ninety-six pounders, quite sufficient to blow
the gates open; and then, hey for a charge!” said Loll Mahommed, a
general of cavalry, who was a rival of Bobbachy’s, and contradicted,
therefore, every word I said. “In the name of Juggernaut, why wait for
the heavy artillery? Have we not swords? Have we not hearts? Mashallah!
Let cravens stay with Bobbachy, all true men will follow Loll Mahommed!
Allahhumdillah, Bismillah, Barikallah?”[7] and drawing his scimitar, he
waved it over his head, and shouted out his cry of battle. It was
repeated by many of the other omrahs; the sound of their cheers was
carried into the camp, and caught up by the men; the camels began to
cry, the horses to prance and neigh, the eight hundred elephants set up
a scream, the trumpeters and drummers clanged away at their
instruments. I never heard such a din before or after. How I trembled
for my little garrison when I heard the enthusiastic cries of this
innumerable host!
There was but one way for it. “Sir,” said I, addressing Holkar, “go out
to-night, and you go to certain death. Loll Mahommed has not seen the
fort as I have. Pass the gate if you please, and for what? to fall
before the fire of a hundred pieces of artillery; to storm another
gate, and then another, and then to be blown up, with Gahagan’s
garrison in the citadel. Who talks of courage? Were I not in your
august presence, O star of the faithful, I would crop Loll Mahommed’s
nose from his face, and wear his ears as an ornament in my own pugree!
Who is there here that knows not the difference between yonder
yellow-skinned coward and Gahagan Khan Guj—I mean Bobbachy Bahawder? I
am ready to fight one, two, three, or twenty of them, at broad-sword,
small-sword, single- stick, with fists if you please. By the holy
piper, fighting is like mate and dthrink to Ga—-to Bobbachy, I
mane—whoop! come on, you divvle, and I’ll bate the skin off your ugly
bones.”
This speech had very nearly proved fatal to me, for, when I am
agitated, I involuntarily adopt some of the phraseology peculiar to my
own country; which is so un-eastern, that, had there been any suspicion
as to my real character, detection must indubitably have ensued. As it
was, Holkar perceived nothing, but instantaneously stopped the dispute.
Loll Mahommed, however, evidently suspected something; for, as Holkar,
with a voice of thunder, shouted out; “Tomasha (silence),” Loll sprang
forward and gasped out -
“My lord! my lord! this is not Bob—”
But he could say no more. “Gag the slave!” screamed out Holkar,
stamping with fury; and a turban was instantly twisted round the poor
devil’s jaws. “Ho, furoshes! carry out Loll Mahommed Khan, give him a
hundred dozen on the soles of his feet, set him upon a white donkey,
and carry him round the camp, with an inscription before him: ‘This is
the way that Holkar rewards the talkative.’”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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