Miss Knight departed. Mr. Jones sat down in the only chair and Kelly made
preparations to rest his huge form on the bed of the injured one.
Joe viewed this arrangement with alarm. "Don't you sit on my broken
leg, you hippopotamus," he protested.
Kelly withdrew so hastily that he nearly knocked Mr. Jones off his chair.
"Mike, go over there and get that other chair. Don't try to rob a
little fellow like Jonesy," Joe told him.
Pain swathed the features of Mr. Jones. To be publicly addressed as
"Jonesy" was bad enough, but when coupled with an insulting reference
to his size, it was too much.
Kelly finally seated himself by the invalid's head and remarked with
a smile of pleasure, "Joe, they tell me you're about dead. Is there
anything in it?"
"Listen to words of warning," suggested the injured man. "Even with my
game leg, it would take a bigger man than you to put me out of business."
Kelly disregarded the challenge. "Is there any truth in the report that
landing on your head is all that saved you?"
Joe grunted in disdain and Mr. Jones openly yawned at such commonplace
humor.
Regardless of popular displeasure, Kelly went on. "I understand that
your head ruined the truck?"
"Mike, you are a heavy kidder." Joe smiled affectionately at his big
friend. "Your conversation is usually agreeable, sometimes interesting,
but never reliable. You guessed wrong about a truck. I ran into a seven
passenger touring car."
"Ha, a chariot of the awful rich. In the excitement did you
surreptitiously abstract any diamonds, tires, gasoline or other
valuables shaken loose by your dome?"
"No such luck, Mike. There was only a girl in the car."
"The priceless jewel of the Isle of Swat and you did not kidnap it?"
exclaimed Kelly.
Mr. Jones displayed a superior interest. "Was she beautiful?" he
inquired.
"Was she beautiful?" mimicked Kelly. "She must have been. That's why
Joe tried to make a hit." He leaned over the motorcyclist. "For once I
am proud of you, young man. You used your head."
Mr. Jones displayed extreme animation. "By Jove," he laughed.
"Possibly the lady thought that Mr. Curtis was butting in."
Kelly inspected the stenographer with great intentness. "Good morning,
old top. When did you wake up?"
"Your kidding is contagious, Mike. Jonesy has caught it," chuckled Joe.
"No, you don't understand the nature of the brute. It's not me--it's
the ladies. Jones awakens at a reference to them and blossoms beneath
their smiles," explained Kelly.
A gentle look spread over Joe's face. "The girl I ran into happened
to be the right sort. She stuck by me when I was hurt and helped to bring
me here--" He paused for a moment and then continued, "Let's not talk
about her in this room full of men."
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