"Oh, come now!" said Scholar Ross. "Miss Hanford will receive a
home and a hard-working husband on a fine new world with unlimited
opportunities."
Gloria Hanford snorted. "The term, 'unlimited opportunity' is just the
optimist's way of describing a situation that the pessimist would call,
'lack of modern conveniences.'"
"Well, Miss Hanford, you have your choice. One of three. Corrective
therapy and marriage with Bertram Harrison; total re-orientation; or
migration to Eden, Tau Ceti. I'll not ask for your decision now. Give
me your answer within thirty days."
"You can't force me!"
"No. I can't. All I can do is to point out your three avenues of future
travel--and then point out that I do have the means of making your
life so very inconvenient that you'll have no recourse but to make
your choice from among the three desirable possibilities. Desirable, I
must admit, means that which is most favorable to the furtherance of
domestic tranquility!"
VII
Lalande 25372 is a Spectral Class M star, a faint red dwarf not visible
to the naked eye from Earth, Sol. Lalande 25372 lies fifteen point
nine light years from Sol, about fifteen degrees north of the celestial
equator and not quite opposite the vernal equinox. It has planets,
but this does not make Lalande 25372 unique. Like most of the planets
found in space, neither mad dogs nor Englishmen would have anything to
do with them--willingly. They are suitable only for the hapless wight
whose erring foot has unhappily landed on the tender official toe.
The planet Flatbush, Lalande 25372, received its name from an obscure
medieval reference to a form of punishment known as "Walking a beat in
Flatbush," if we are to believe MacClelland's authoritative volume _The
Origin of Place Names_.
Observed through the multipane window of the Station, Flatbush, Lalande
25372, was a pleasant enough planet, provided one could ignore the fact
that there was not a sign nor trace of vegetation from the Installation
Building to the horizon. A couple of hundred yards from the building
there was a pleasant looking lake. The lake was indeed water, but
it contained dissolved substances that would have poisoned a boojum
snark. The warm wind of Flatbush rippled the surface of the lake, but
no square yard of sail would be hoisted until someone first built a
gas mask that would filter out the colorless gases that turned silver
black. Fluffy clouds floated across the sky, but they rained down a
mess that etched stainless steel.
Out There, near the perimeter of Man's five-parsec range of operations,
subelectromagnetic detector beams scoured the sky. Taking the most
pessimistic standpoint--the least possible combinations of Nature's
infinite variety of environment--Nature's own profligacy with
life-forms still demanded that somewhere, Out There, another race was
plying the spaceways.
Someday this hypothetical race was certain to touch wings with mankind.
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