"Very well. As Scholar of Genetics, I am head of the local Division
of Domestic Tranquility. I would prefer to keep my district calm and
peaceful, without the attention of the punitive authorities, and I'm
sure you'd all prefer this, too."
"Absolutely!" said Paul Hanford.
"Now, then," said Scholar Ross, "for the immediate problem, we'll
prescribe fifty milligrams of dociline, one tablet to be taken each
night before retiring. This will place our young lady's frame of mind
in a receptive mood to suggestions of gentler pursuits. As soon as
possible, Mr. Hanford, subscribe to _Music To Live By_ and have them
pipe in Program G-252 every evening, starting shortly after dinnertime
and signing off shortly after breakfast. Your daughter's dinnertime and
breakfast I mean, and the outlet should be in her bedroom. It is not
mandatory that she heed the program material all the time, but it must
be available to set her moods. Finally, upon awakening, a twenty-five
milligram tablet of nitrolabe will lower the patient's capacity for
anticipating excitement during the day."
He paused for a moment thoughtfully, and added as if it were an
aside, "I'd not go so far as to suggest that you--her parents--make a
conscious effort to avoid listening to periods of Program G-252, but
I'd definitely warn you not to fall into the habit of listening to it."
He eyed the ceiling thoughtfully, then consulted his notebook. "Come
to think of it, I'll also give you a prescription for Program X-870
which you can use or not as you desire. Have this one piped into your
bedroom, Mrs. Hanford, and try to strike a somewhat reasonable balance.
Say no greater imbalance than about two of one to one of the other
and if you, Mr. Hanford, spend any time listening to your daughter's
program material, you should also counteract its effect by listening to
an equal time of the program prescribed for Mrs. Hanford."
He turned back to Gloria and shook his head.
She smiled archly at him and asked, "Now what's wrong?"
"You," he told her bluntly. "If this delinquency weren't a mental
disorder, I'd prescribe a ten milligram dose of micrograine to be taken
at the first quickening of the pulse prior to excitement. I don't
suppose you really regret your wildness, though, do you, Miss Hanford?"
* * * * *
She shook her head. "No, and I don't really enjoy the whole program
you've laid out for me."
"I'd hardly expect anybody to approve of a program that is calculated
to change their entire personality and character," said Scholar Ross.
"But a bit of common logic will convince you that it is the better
thing. Miss Hanford, you've simply _got_ to conform."
"Why?" she demanded.
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