"Yes, I can understand the impatience of youth," said Commander
Breckenridge. "For that, I can forgive you. But for trying to do the
other man's job, I cannot."
"Sir, you're as much as saying that no one can have a good technical
idea but the technical people at the Bureau of Research."
In answer, the commander flipped over several pages of the file. He
said: "Mister Reed, this is what resulted in your abortive attempt to
gain a scientific ear instead of forwarding your suggestion through the
standard channels. I'm going to quote some pertinent parts of a letter
from Commander Briggs, head of the Bureau of Research. Listen:
"--young genius has rediscovered the line of mathematical argument
known here at Research as 'Hansen's Folly' because it was first
exploited by young Spaceman Hansen about a hundred and fifty years
ago. Hansen's Folly is probably to be expected of a young, ambitious
young officer with stars in his eyes. I'd be inclined to congratulate
him--if it weren't for the fact that Hansen's Folly turns up with such
regularity that we here at Research hold a regular pool against its
next rediscovery. You'll be happy to know that you, your young genius,
and your department have 'won' for me the great honor (?) of buying
dinner for the crew at the Officers Club on Saturday next.
"Don't be too hard on young Reed; the rediscovery of Hansen's Folly
takes a rather bright mind. However, Breck, I _will_ congratulate your
bright young man if he can--without any further clue--go back over his
own mathematics and locate the flaw. I'll--"
"There's more of this, but it isn't germane," said Breckenridge
quietly. "This is enough."
"Enough, sir?" repeated Reed blankly.
"Enough to let you know what goes on. Now, Mr. Reed, you've committed
nothing but a brash act of bad taste in bypassing the standard
channels. Such an indiscretion demands some form of punishment, but
if I were to attempt to outline punishment officially, it would be
unfortunately easy for some legal eagle to point out that your behavior
was, to the best of your knowledge, intended for the betterment of
the Service. And furthermore that I was wreaking vengeance upon your
hapless soul for having made my name the brunt of jokes at the Officers
Club."
"I'm sorry, sir."
"Being sorry is not enough, Mr. Reed. But I have a plan that will
gratify everybody concerned. You want to become an active spaceman?
Very well, your next tour of duty will be at the Space Force Station
on the planet Eden, Tau Ceti. It will terminate when you have finally
succeeded in locating the flaw in Hansen's Folly and can show the error
to the satisfaction of Commander Briggs. Have I made myself clear, Mr.
Reed?"
"Yes, sir, and thank you, sir. You're really doing me a favor, sir."
"Mr. Reed, despite the age-old platitude, it is wise to look the gift
horse in the mouth, at least before saying thanks."
III
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