The true story of Humpty Dumpty : $b how he was rescued by three mortal children in Make Believe LandChapin, Anna Alice
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The true story of Humpty Dumpty : $b how he was rescued by three mortal children in Make Believe Land
Chapin, Anna Alice
Characters in literature -- Juvenile fiction; Children -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories; Fairy tales; Fantasy fiction
“Yes,” said the Witch, proudly. “I give a tea-party every week for
the fish. The Sea Kobold, the real ruler of this sea, has become so
bad-tempered, since they screwed him in here, that he won’t do a
single thing for the amusement of his poor unfortunate subjects; so,
of course, I feel it my duty to do what I can to cheer them up. Do you
know him, by the way?”
“The Sea Kobold?” said Dick, a little bewildered. “Yes, I—I—have met
him. He didn’t seem to like me very much, though.”
“Dear, dear!” said the Witch. “Then I’ll warrant that he never even
offered you a cup of tea!”
“No, indeed!” answered Dick.
“Dear, dear!” exclaimed the Witch again. “Then you must certainly come
to my tea-party, even if you have never heard of my husband, the Old
Man of the Sea.”
She motioned Dick to sit down on the sand, between two horrid-looking
fishes, and began to bustle about hospitably, among a number of
queer-shaped shells which, Dick gathered, took the place of cups at
fish tea-parties.
“With or without salt?” asked the Witch.
Dick started.
“I—I beg your pardon,” he stammered. “What did you say?”
“I _said_, ‘with or without salt’!” snapped the Witch, holding a pink
and orange shell in her hand.
“Without, I think,—thank you,” answered Dick, as politely as he could.
“You’re making a great mistake,” the Witch told him seriously. “Never
take tea in the sea without salt!”
Dick said he would take salt, after all, and the Witch brought him
the pink and orange shell, filled with a pale liquid which tasted as
though it were made of sea-weed. As a matter of fact, it _was_ made of
sea-weed.
“Why doesn’t it spill out?” he asked.
“Why doesn’t _what_ spill out?” said the Witch.
“The—the tea,” said Dick, wondering more and more how you could drink
liquid when you were sitting under the water.
“Because there isn’t anywhere to spill it!” said the Witch. “Stupid!”
Dick drank his salt tea, and found that it tasted better after you had
become a little used to it. The fish seemed to enjoy it immensely.
As they all sipped their tea, Dick had a chance to look at his
fellow-guests more closely. They were a queer collection.
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