Dramatists -- Fiction; Greenwich Village (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Do what?” queried Hy, struggling with a smile of self-conscious
elation.
“Oh, come! You know. This!” The Worm gestured inclusively with his pipe.
“Ten days ago it was that Hilda Hansen person from Wisconsin. Two weeks
before that--”
Hy raised his hand. “Go easy with the dead past, my son.”
The Worm pressed on. “Morally, ethically, you are doubtless open to
criticism. As are the rest of us. That is neither here nor there. What
I want to know is, how do you do it? You're not beautiful. You're not
witty--though the younger among 'em might think you were, for the first
few hours. But the ladies, God bless 'em!--overlooking many men
of character and charm, overlooking even myself--come after you by
platoons, regiments, brigades. They fairly break in your door. What is
it? How do you do it?”
“It's a gift,” said Hy cheerily, “plus experience.”
The Worm was slowly shaking his head. “It's not experience,” he said.
“That's a factor, but that's not it. You hit it the first time. It's a
gift--perhaps plus eyelashes.”
“But, my boy, I sometimes fail. Take the case you were about
to mention--Betty Deane. I regard Betty as my most notable
miscalculation--my Dardanelles.”
“Not for a minute, Hy. As I've heard the story, Betty was afraid of
you, ran away, married in a panic. She, a self-expresser of the
self-expressers, a seeker of the Newest Freedom, marries a small
standpatter who makes gas engines. To escape your hypnotic influence.
No--I can't concede it. That, sir, was a tribute to your prowess, no
less.”
Hy assumed an expression of modesty. “If you know all about it, why
ask me? I don't know. A man like me, reasonably young, reasonably
hardworking, reasonably susceptible--well, good lord! I need the
feminine--”
“I'm not puzzled about the demand,” said the Worm, “but the supply.”
“Oh, come! There aren't so many. I did have that little flare-tip with
Betty. She promised to go away with me on the night boat. She didn't
turn up; I took that trip alone.”
“It got as far as that, eh?”
“It did. Whatever her reasons she skipped back to her home town and
married the maker of gas engines. The Hilda Hansen matter caught me on
the rebound. There couldn't ever have been anything in that, anyway. The
girl's a leaner. Hasn't even a protective crust. Some kind uncle ought
to take her and her little wall-paper designs back to Wisconsin. But
this is--different!” He fumbled rather excitedly in his pocket and
produced a letter--pages and pages of it, closely written m a nervous
hand that was distinguished mainly by unusually heavy down strokes of
a stub pen. He glanced eagerly through it, coloring as his eyes fell on
this phrase and that. “You know, I'd almost like to read you a little of
it. Damn it, the girl's got something--courage, fire, personality! She's
perfectly wild--a pagan woman! She's--”
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