Almshouses -- Fiction; Older women -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction; Women cleaning personnel -- Fiction
“There I go again—making out I’ve got the place, when I’ve never had
as much as a word! I’m just asking for bad luck, that’s what it is!
What, blessed if I didn’t find myself singing at my work, for all the
world like a daft lass going to meet a lad!” She chuckled again,
drawing her hands slowly backwards and forwards over her knees.
“Serves me right if I bring a judgment on my crazy head!... But I was
fair hankering after somebody to talk to when you come in. It’s next
best thing to my own Tibbie, having you setting there.”
“I’m sure I wish it was Tibbie herself, I do that! Your lass’ll be
real pleased when she hears the news.”
“She will that!” The charwoman smiled contentedly. “She’s always
thought a deal of her mother, has my Tibbie.... But, bless me, Maggie
Tanner, you’re every bit as bad as me! Who’s to say, after all, as it
won’t be Martha Jane?”
“Martha Jane!” Mrs. Tanner’s wrath and contempt were such that the
rocker, hitherto apparently oblivious of her birdlike presence, began
to rock as if possessed by some evil spirit. “Nay, now, don’t you
talk such rubbish to me! She isn’t fit to be mentioned in t’ same
week!”
“She thinks a deal of her chances, all the same,” Mrs. Clapham
returned seriously. “Ay, she fancies her chances, does Martha Jane.
I do think I’m a bit better stuff than her, and that’s gospel truth,
but seemingly there’s some as’d sooner put in a word for her than
they would for me.”
“Likely nicked in the head, then, that’s what they are!” scoffed Mrs.
Tanner. “I’ll believe in ’em when I see ’em. It’s true she’s seemed
mighty full of herself, these last few days, but there’s nowt new to
that. Nobody in their senses’d vote for her as knew anything about
her.”
“There’s men on the Committee, you’ll think on, and she was always
one for getting round the men. I remember I could never get my Jonty
to say a word agen her, and I reckon it’ll be the same with your Joe.
Them Committee-men won’t bother themselves whether she’s fit to look
after a grand spot like yon; and she’s never been one either to cook
or to clean, hasn’t Martha Jane. She’d let a bit o’ pie crust burn
any day o’ the week if a man chanced to be going past.”
“She’s never got herself wed with it all, any way up!” Mrs. Tanner
was rocking and fierce. “Not that them sort o’ little details make
that much difference to Martha Jane!”
“Not as _I_ ever heard of!” Mrs. Clapham supplemented, with pursed
lips; and then relinquished the virtuous matron in a burst of happy
beams. “Oh, well, never mind the poor daft thing!” she finished
kindly, rubbing her knees. “I mustn’t get talking nasty on such a
grand day as this.”
“Tibbie’ll be coming to help you to move, likely?” Mrs. Tanner
inquired presently, when by a violently charitable effort they had
allowed Martha Jane’s frailties to sink out of mind. But Mrs. Clapham
shook her head.
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