Almshouses -- Fiction; Older women -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction; Women cleaning personnel -- Fiction
“What in the name o’ goodness were you and Mrs. Catterall doing
outside o’ Martha Jane’s?” she inquired eagerly. “You seemed terribly
interested in something or other, I’m sure! Not that I’ve been spying
or owt, so don’t think it. I leave that to our friend Emma! But I
was just looking out, thinking we might be going to have a—a spot
o’ rain, and I see you and her together, as thick as thieves. Mrs.
Tanner was looking out, too, and much about the same time, seeking
yon cat of hers as she sets such store by, you’ll think on; and we
were both on us fair puzzled what the two on you could be at!”
“Nay, it was nowt,” the charwoman answered hastily, feeling decidedly
mean in refusing the tit-bit for which her supporter obviously
yearned, yet resolved in her own mind not to give Martha Jane away.
“I just slipped up with a bit o’ my currant cake as a peace-offering
like, and a sop to my conscience at the same time!” She tried to
laugh with her usual open heartiness.... “As for Emma, she’s as queer
as Dick’s hatband to-day. I reckon she was just up to her usual
tricks, spying on other folks’ doings for want of some of her own!”
“Well, she seemed real interested, she did that—as throng as throng!
Mrs. Tanner and me couldn’t help noticing how interested she was....
Likely you found Martha Jane at home when you slipped up with the
currant bread?”
“Ay, she was at home right enough!” Mrs. Clapham replied, hoping that
her tones did not actually convey the ironic emphasis with which they
rang in her own ears.
“Ay, she was, was she?” Mrs. James looked politely eager. “And—excuse
me asking you now—was she grateful an’ all that? She wouldn’t be best
pleased at the way things has shaped, I’m sure.”
“She didn’t say much one way or t’other,” Martha Jane’s defender
lied (if it could be called lying) with desperate ease. “She was a—a
bit quiet-like,” she went on firmly, “not feeling like visitors, I
reckon.... I expect she’ll be glad enough, though, of the bread, when
it comes to eating it. ’Tisn’t often, I _will_ say, as folks sniff at
my currant bread!”
“No, indeed! It’d be queer if they did,” the other assented, though
with a somewhat abstracted air. “It was right nice of you, I’m sure,
though I don’t know as I think she deserves it. Mrs. Tanner and me
never thought it was anything like that, but then we wasn’t taking
that much notice.... Not but what we might ha’ made a sort of a
guess, knowing your kind heart.”
“Nay, if it comes to hearts, who fetched me yon soup?” Mrs. Clapham
inquired playfully, glad of the chance to strike the keynote again;
and got out into the street on a wave of fresh mutual blandishments,
such as “Ay, and your best china an’ all! Too good, by half....” and
“Nay, now, as if anything I had could be too good for the likes of
_you_!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account