Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Bennett, Arnold, 1867-1931
"Can it be true," I thought, "that I have actually sold a play to this
famous manager?" In a moment my simple old ambitions burst like a Roman
candle into innumerable bright stars. I had been content hitherto with
the prospect of some fame, a thousand a year, and a few modest luxuries.
But I knew what the earnings of successful dramatists were. My thousand
increased tenfold; my mind dwelt on all the complex sybaritism of
European capitals; and I saw how I could make use of the unequalled
advertisement of theatrical renown to find a ready market for the most
artistic fiction that I was capable of writing. This new scheme of
things sprang into my brain instantaneously, full-grown.
I left the theatre an accepted dramatist.
It never rains but it pours. My kind manager mentioned our stylistic
drawing-room melodrama to another manager with such laudation that the
second manager was eager to see it. Having seen it, he was eager to buy
it. He gave us a hundred down to finish it in three months, and when we
had finished it he sealed a contract for production with another cheque
for a hundred. At the same period, through the mediation of the friend
who had first introduced me to this world where hundreds were thrown
about like fivers, I was commissioned by the most powerful theatrical
manager on earth to assist in the dramatization of a successful novel;
and this led to another commission of a similar nature, on more
remunerative terms. Then a certain management telegraphed for me (in the
theatre all business is done by telegraph and cable), and offered me a
commission to compress a five-act Old English comedy into three acts.
"We might have offered this to So-and-So or So-and-So," they said,
designating persons of importance. "But we preferred to come to you."
"I assume my name is to appear?" I said.
But my name was not to appear, and I begged to be allowed to decline the
work.
I suddenly found myself on terms of familiarity with some of the great
ones of the stage. I found myself invited into the Garrick Club, and
into the more Bohemian atmosphere of the Green Room Club. I became
accustomed to hearing the phrase: "You are the dramatist of the future."
One afternoon I was walking down Bedford Street when a hand was placed
on my shoulder, and a voice noted for its rich and beautiful quality
exclaimed: "How the d----l are you, my dear chap?" The speaker bears a
name famous throughout the English-speaking world.
"You are arriving!" I said to myself, naïvely proud of this greeting. I
had always understood that the theatrical "ring" was impenetrable to an
outsider; and yet I had stepped into the very middle of it without the
least trouble.
My collaborator and I then wrote a farce. "We can't expect to sell
everything," I said to him warningly, but I sold it quite easily. Indeed
I sold it, repurchased it, and sold it again, within the space of three
months.
Reasons of discretion prevent me from carrying my theatrical record
beyond this point.
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